...my dad
my dad: spiders are on our side!
me: NO THEY'RE NOT, THEY'RE HORRIBLE
my dad: NO SPIDERS IN THIS COUNTRY CAN EVEN BITE YOU, WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THEM
me: ...I don't like the way they look
my dad: WELL, I GUESS THAT RULES YOU OUT FROM BEING A DIPLOMAT WHEN THE ALIENS COME
me: NO THEY'RE NOT, THEY'RE HORRIBLE
my dad: NO SPIDERS IN THIS COUNTRY CAN EVEN BITE YOU, WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THEM
me: ...I don't like the way they look
my dad: WELL, I GUESS THAT RULES YOU OUT FROM BEING A DIPLOMAT WHEN THE ALIENS COME