If anyone ever has to take Criminal Law.... dont take it with I. Randall Gold ( Read more... )

Unzip your skirt...
Take off your blouse...
I hope your toes are painted...
Cuz you gon dance in your panties all over your house!

When your eyes are closed... I hope I'm the man you see
Cuz if not I want you to know... tonight I plan to be!

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So Deena and I, are better I guess.... but she's alwasy busy andd we seem to argue over the stupidest things.... so we'll see ( Read more... )

So looks like things are ending badly tween Deena and I... like I predicted oh so long ago. Oh yeah, hi loyal readers... I know it's been waaay too long. Happy Belated Birthday to me on the 17th, I am now 22. Wow ( Read more... )

Well, Deena quit Safco for one. I'm happy for her, she's got a lifeguarding job at Disney now... it just sucks being here alone. (I'm here right now) Even though they treated me like shit before, which I partially deserved for continuous slacking, I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't want to fuck Safco over. So I really don't know what I'm ( Read more... )

Downstairs at Melissa's cuz my internet is off. Fun fun. Retarded me... comes downstairs to call in to work before everyone goes to the beach... actually does it... nd everyone's gone by the time I'm done... lol... so now I have to actually find an excuse to go back to work, since I need the hours. Guess I shoulda ppaid more attention to the door, ( Read more... )

Deena just called a guy named Seamon, and she called him SEMEN!

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Deena wants to know how you guys would pronounce it, but screw that.... she called a guy SEMEN!

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What does everyone want to do on a Fri night?

Play Cards and drink, of course... unless you're like me, who drank some rum and played cards... BY MYSELF!(Cause everyone you invited over did something else) Mmmmm drunken solitaire... what a night.

Oh yeah, and I'll probably be fired on Monday again. Way to go, Jon

I know that it's not so bad. At least I have you guys as friends. I can count on you guys to be patient with me... even through all my bullshit. :) I'm not mad. It's a brand new day.. I got too much to live for, instead of sitting here and whining like a lil bitch ( Read more... )