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meteor_impact

-021- Santa Claus

Nov 30, 2008 21:55

So... I have a question.

That guy who delivers the presents? Santa Claus? Does he really go down chimney's to deliver presents?

I mean, seriously, he's fat. How the hell can he get down a chimney? I've seen those things, some of them are tiny. And what about places without chimneys ( Read more... )

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godofwordplay December 1 2008, 03:52:56 UTC

They also say he's got magic in order to fit into small chimneys. And for houses that don't have any, he can just magically make one appear or something like that.

meteor_impact December 1 2008, 04:01:13 UTC

...Magically make a chimney appear? Now, I know a bit about magic, and I sure as hell don't know any kind that does something like that.

godofwordplay December 1 2008, 04:06:30 UTC

Certain magic can be exclusive to one or two people, right? Besides, magic doesn't necessarily have to follow one set of rules about how they're supposed to work.

At least, to my knowledge, and I've played plenty of video games.

meteor_impact December 1 2008, 04:18:06 UTC

Well, some powers I guess, but still... That's pretty damn weird magic.

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inthephonebook December 1 2008, 05:25:01 UTC

I think you may be underestimating Santa Claus' raw power. I'm not sure even the monster could stop him.

meteor_impact December 1 2008, 05:27:20 UTC

.......You aren't serious, are you?

inthephonebook December 1 2008, 05:35:52 UTC

Actually, Santa as known by popular culture is a composite of two different beings. One is Nicholas the Toy Maker, a wizard powerful enough to be on the Senior Council that rules all wizards, and who is a master of enchantment.

The other one is a fey...he's not someone you want to meet.

meteor_impact December 1 2008, 05:41:59 UTC

So.... he's a wizard? Hm.

I've never dealt with any wizards... just an old hag of a witch.

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downtownmia December 1 2008, 06:02:25 UTC

Santa has ways of getting anywhere. If you're good maybe he'll bring you something this year.

meteor_impact December 1 2008, 06:35:22 UTC

Ways, huh? Everyone's explanation seems a bit different...

...Mia, you realize you're telling a demon to be good, right?

megane_mode December 1 2008, 19:37:51 UTC

...Santa Claus?

meteor_impact December 1 2008, 19:54:41 UTC

Yeah. Santa Claus. You haven't heard of him, I take it?

megane_mode December 1 2008, 19:55:33 UTC

No, but tell me! He gives presents or some sort?!

meteor_impact December 1 2008, 20:00:19 UTC

Yeah. It's this big fat old guy who dresses in red. On Christmas Eve he goes around the whole world in something called a sleigh, delivering presents to any good kids, and apparently, coal to bad ones. And to do it he goes down a chimney.

So, basically, he breaks into their houses to GIVE them presents.

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