-021- Santa Claus

[meteor_impact]

So... I have a question.

That guy who delivers the presents? Santa Claus? Does he really go down chimney's to deliver presents?

I mean, seriously, he's fat. How the hell can he get down a chimney? I've seen those things, some of them are tiny. And what about places without chimneys

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[squishyarms]

You don't actually believe in him, do you?

[meteor_impact]

Why? Is he actually fake? Hmhmhm! That would be even more hilarious.

[squishyarms]

Oh, right. They normally keep it a secret for kids your age. Guess I ruined Christmas.

[meteor_impact]

....Oi. I'm not a kid. I'm not even human, actually.

[eba05]

Santa's got magic that's unfathomable. He can get into houses that don't even have chimneys.

[meteor_impact]

Then, if he can get into houses without chimneys... why use the chimney at all for the others?

[eba05]

S'pose it's easier to get in through that than the air vents, or whatever it is he uses. Probably uses less magic, y'know?

[meteor_impact]

Uh... huh.

[axinfinity]

Wait. You heard that he goes down chimneys, too?

What the hell.

[meteor_impact]

Yeah... Pretty stupid sounding, huh?

[axinfinity]

Uh. Yeah. I guess.

Voice Post

[ninxninxnin]

[Oh, way to go, Laharl]

Bu- wh- bu- b-b-b-

...

LAHARL-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Voice

[meteor_impact]

........

Oi, what now?

Voice Post

[ninxninxnin]

Y-you can't say that about Santa! He won't bring you any presents!

And he's coming! He really is! You just wait!

Voice

[meteor_impact]

......Figures you'd believe he was really coming.

You're just going to be disappointed, you know.

[optimistickey]

He uses magic, of course! What did you expect?

No, I don't think he can make it to this world without getting stuck. So we just have to make up for it by giving gifts to each other!

[meteor_impact]

What kind of magic gets you down chimneys?

......Yeah, I'll be in a real hurry to do that.

[optimistickey]

Christmas magic!

If you don't give anything, how can you expect presents in return? Besides, all the fun of it actually giving the gift.

[meteor_impact]

....Christmas magic. Right.

Who said anything about expecting presents? ......You have a weird ideas of fun.