cargoweasel has a world-exclusive on Sen. Clinton's concession speech:
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: huge success.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Democrat party.
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.
(Chorus 1)
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the ballots get done and the speeches get spun
For the voters who are still alive.
Context has the rest of the songspeech, and further hilarity in comments.