If
padparadscha had
photographic proof of aliens...
I'd probably LOLien it first. (Is dis da intarnetz?) Ask me sometime about my theory as to why nerds would be DOOMED in a monster attack because they'd take pictures of it and stand around arguing about how it could have gotten around the square/cube law and what its origin is and which COOLER monsters could totally take it and there would be two nerds looking it up on Wikipedia, and they'd do that until the monster knocked their building down and ate them. Which they would think was awesome.