tattercoats asks, "Can we have an acronym for, 'been away, not catching up on the flist, point me at it if there's anything you need me to see'?"
fleetfootmike acknowledges with:
That'd be 'BANCUOTFPMAIITAYNMTS'.
Which reads disturbingly like 'bankrupt my pants'.
[Note: this discussion is being had by people who live in England, where 'pants' means what 'underwear' means in the USA.]
The whole conversation can be found
here, although context isn't really necessary.