Dumbsit Driving Awards

[metalrick]

Today I'd like to bring you a special entry of my Dumbshit journal. I feel the need to give two special awards to two drivers out there in the world. Your idiocy is sure to inspire us all, and deserves to be immortalized in this journal. Then I'll get off my throne of being above those who have performed deeds of stupid, and place myself once again

Comments

[akira647]

but you can't be killed! you're rick the brick!

[illubrious]

So I got to be entertained by the 5-8 faces of horror as people went flying towards me, saw that I was sticking out, and quickly moved to the other lane. Remember kids, consistant near death experiences build character! Hillarious! You really described the dumbassery that exists on the roads today. What is it about women in sport utility vehichles?

That reminds me what happened to me two days ago, at a yield sign where the road forked into one. The lane on the left has a yeild sign, and the one on the right didn't, as it merged into the center lane. I was in the right lane, and this woman in an SUV was in the left lane. She sees me, as we both come to the fork to merge to the center lane. So she decides to gun it, and beat me to the merge, totally ignoring the big god damn red yeild sign. So, I gun it, as my V6 dual exhaust kicks in, while blaring my horn. That bitch came to a dead stop, and then proceded to drive 20mph behind me in a 50mph out of fear. I love it!