I'm going to my aunt's house today. For the weekend. Because I have SO MUCH WORK.

Today, in Chem:

Eberhard, the experiment demonstrator: So, we're going to test the pH of some of these substances. (yes, we're doing the same demonstration as I did in 9th grade.. in college.. honors Chem) So, can one of the students come down and pour stuff out ( Read more... )

Well, sure. Just cuz I'm bored and can't really think of any good topics on my own. ^_^

1. Comment with any subject that you would like me to rant on, with possible swearing involved. Any subject - I don't even have to agree with it ( Read more... )

My Latin teacher amuses me.

Today, we were making sentences with her favorite verb: tollo, tollere, which means either "to raise up" or "to destroy."

Magistra: Today tollere can mean to raise up, I'm in a good mood. So, the man who was raising the roof, *pause* .. fell off it and died. Oops, good mood gone ( Read more... )

So, I was walking to class today. As I was going up the stairs in the Tech building, what do I happen to notice in the corner of the stairwell? Why yes! Girl's panties! How did you know ( Read more... )

Yooney: I'm so not Asian, I'm the most white-washed Asian. I'm a banana! I'm yellow on the outside and white on the inside.

Sameera and I just had an argument regarding which of our Lego beings could beat the other one.

Sameera: You have a dragon?
Ami: Yes, my dragon rules.
Sameera: Psh, my robot could so beat your dragon.
Ami: Um, no. It's a DRAGON. Note the thick hide, diamond-hard claws, fire-breathing capabilities, and the ability to, you know, FLY.
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U of M LOST!!!
Haha. I'm happy. *is still holding irrational grudge ( Read more... )

YAY, Kim got me a paid account. MWAHAHAHAHA, I have another year of polls, fifteen icons, phone posts, and priority something or other. Woo hoo!!! Yea, you know you're jealous ( Read more... )

String theory’s 11 dimensions are like Ptolemy’s epicycles. I mean really. Occam’s Razor, people. Occam's. Razor.

Chemistry and Astronomy are my life right now. This is sad.

My Chem TA at a study session: Take the book and just throw it away. That’s the biggest problem I’ve seen you guys have.. *whiney voice* “Eh.. but I have this book and ( Read more... )

*listening to Closer by Nine Inch Nails*

Yooney: The only problem with that song is that it doesn't work for girls.
Ami: .. *smirk* It could.
Yooney: No, girls can't penetrate other girls.
Ami: With the help of something else they could..
Yooney: ... NOOOOO!