Nonsense word of the day...Acidificated. This was on a mouth wash container, and it totally sounds like a made up word. MADE UP! Apparently it was two drink minimum day at the ad agency.

"You're making cute hats for dead babies??!!"

errr...

My car appears to have blown a rod or had the transmission disintegrate in some interesting way I'm not terribly familiar with yet. This is annoying, but strangely not a catastrophic thing ( Read more... )

We have three inches of snow right now (I'm at work). I might have occasion to use my chains for the first time ever. For those who haven't seen my car, I drive a GEO. So now that you've got that image in your head of a GEO with chains, now think of this little white car with the Cthulhu hood ornament driving up a 15% grade in six inches of snow ( Read more... )

I think that this might well be a VERY bad idea.

I was reminded today by someone else's post how much I love Thymine dimers.

Playboy centerfold translation:
My turnons are intelligence and microbiological intercourse. My turnoffs are stupid people and snake oil.

This subtly breaks my brain. Sometimes MSN news is quite good for a laugh.

I was looking at hedgehog pictures tonight and I ran across this page. (Warning, your teeth may indeed rot right out of your skull if you click the link.)

Ingredients:
1 - 0.5L reusable whipped cream canister
0.45L fruit (whole slightly under ripe fruit works best)
1-2 CO2 (seltzer) canisters

Instructions:
1. Put the fruit in the canister and pressurize the canister using the CO2 chargers.
2. Wait 1-2 hours. (You can leave the fruit in overnight, or for multiple days but it does have a higher tendency to ( Read more... )

My heart is burning with the pain of disco.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJXmYk0BDjk

Yes, he really is saying that.