Wait, you know Superman? I think I'm feeling something here... Are you aware of Garfield?

[metalkpretty]

- Why am I up so early? Well, I guess it's not that early, but I like to sleep in on the weekend. I still feel tired, but I know I won't be able to fall back asleep. Damn you stupid bladder for waking me up and making me get out of bed.

- For the past couple of days I have been reading Breaking Dawn spoilers. My sister won't let me tell her

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[library_of_sex]

Sorry to hear about your foor, hon. If it'll help distract from the pain, I can come over and have sex with you free of charge! Then, you can focus on a new and very awkwad sorta pain instead.