Whooo

[messypeaches]

 First ten promts get written.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE MEME.

You don't have to do it if you wan't want too. Don't feel obligated in the leeeast.

Expect crack.

EDIT: One down, nine to go. DAMN that was fast. :D

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[tricksterschild]

Ok, since you want crack:

Pairing: Iruka/Ibiki/Kakashi
Situation: Miss Konoha Pagent, all three must participate :)

[messypeaches]

DO I even KNOW you

[itcomesinphases]

Jiraiya: *out of Iruka's hearing (not like the guy could hear over his own shouting and Kakashi's laughter)* Hey, Ibiki... Can I have copies?

[tricksterschild]

That was awesome, everything I had hoped for and then some. As for knowing me, I'm a lurker. I occasionally write comments, but I have not writing skill to speak of (unless if ancient history, and then I can write vigorously). However I do love your work and have followed it for a while. So, since I de-lurked for a second: Hi! Nice to meet you!

[drelfina]

Ibiki, Kisame, Aoba (Cause I love your Kisames and Aobas.)

"Fucking Ninja!"

<.<

*has no imagination*

[itcomesinphases]

"Bloody ninja!"

wait...wrong fandom. LOL

[messypeaches]

Aoba was silent for once in his life

[drelfina]

You took it literally too...

XD

lol

[honzeldafitz]

I can't believe I thought of this, but here's some crack for ya.

Pairing: Kiba/Ibiki

Situation: Ibiki has an embarrasing run-in with some poison ivy. He needs an emergency treatment and Kiba is the only nin on duty.

[messypeaches]

Kiba slathered the cream on liberally.
"I can do that myself, you know," Ibiki said, tone stern.
Kiba's lips twitched. "That's no fun, besides, you agreed to it."
Ibki's eyes narrowed. He HAD agreed, but only because he'd been in a bit of a RUSH. Anko liked to tie him up, he liked to be lightly tied-up.. It worked well. Until three hours again when she'd mistaken poison ivy for creeper vine during a round of improvisional light bondage.
And now he was being. Blackmailed.
Into a handjob.
It was that or Kiba'd tell Gai about Anko's affair...
SO Ibiki glowered and cursed his way quietly through what felt like the longest calamine lotion lubricated hand job in the history of the kink.
And Kiba saved the video.

[honzeldafitz]

You went a totally different way than I expected. Poison ivy cockring - that picture will be stuck in my head all day. *grins*

[messypeaches]

Inspired by this

http://xkcd.com/443/

[itcomesinphases]

underwear found in an unexpected place

konohamaru, udon& moegi, Iruka, Inoichi (Ino's father)

[messypeaches]

"Explain this to me again," Inoichi said, slowly.

Iruka colored. "I thought I was pretty clear."

"Explain it again."

"I really don't,"

"Because as careful as I've been...."

"You have been sooo careful," Iruka agreed. "So careful, you gorgeous wonderful man."

"Your flattered would look better on your knees."

There was a thud and Inoichi relaxed, leaned back a little. Oh yeah, that was why he loved the man.

"And when you're done, you can try again to explain why those three little brat stole my daughter's entire collection of underwear from your dresser."

[itcomesinphases]

Ino's underwear in Iruka's dresser...

You broke me again.

[photoash]

:) yay!

Characters: Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto

Premise: An unexpected bought of honesty reveals that Kakashi has had sex with 2 of his 3 students... (bonus if we get confrontation with Kakashi about it from any or all of the 3 :D )

[messypeaches]

"It didn't say it was right of me," Sakura said. "I just said

[photoash]

LOL that's awesome <3 thank you!!!