Whooo

[messypeaches]

 First ten promts get written.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE MEME.

You don't have to do it if you wan't want too. Don't feel obligated in the leeeast.

Expect crack.

EDIT: One down, nine to go. DAMN that was fast. :D

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[messypeaches]

Aoba was silent for once in his life.
This might have had something to do with the large, meaty blue hand squeezing his trachea.
Maybe.
The fat his feet weren't on the ground didn't help either. And without his sunglasses on, in the daylight, he was nearly blind.
He was also naked. And kicking feebly. And his new toy was starting to slide out one bead at a time.
Ibiki was just. Staring.
"You fucking ninja's," Kisame growled, shaking the man like a ragdoll.
"What...." Ibiki started, blinking.
"I get six weeks off a year, you bastards," Kisame growled. "The groveling it took to get Itachi and Deidara here at the same time! The flowers! The begging!!"
Ibiki looked around. Deidara and Itachi WERE there. What did you know. Itachi seemed to be looking for his glasses. And Deidara was hastily crafting an escape critter out of clay. Maybe a hawk. Or a dodo.
"And this stringy little fuck snuck into the room when i got ice and FUCKED THEM BOTH!"
Ibiki blinked.
If Aoba survived... He'd either need a beating or a promotion.
Hell. Even if he died, the man'd be legendary.
"Ah. Well. You have fun with him then," Ibiki said. And for the first time in his life, he didn't feel that bad about abandoning a teammate.

[messypeaches]

You took it literally too...

XD

lol