Interesting dream last night. I was someone paid to draft, notarize and enforce contracts between Dominants and Submissives. They hired me and I knocked out a full contract including limits, rules, safewords, etc. Then they called me if there were problems. I was referred to as "The Commissioner." I also dealt with a poorly behaved Dom who wouldn't ( Read more... )

   You know, I don't think NaNo is for me. I've got under 7k words and it's already the 12th. All I can think about it writing an Irish drinking song and whether or not I need a haircut. I thought it would be a good sort of peer pressure to have a bunch of "writing buddies" on the site, but now I just see it as that many more people to watch the ( Read more... )

   Only 11 days until NaNoWriMo. I keep going online with the goal of catching up on all of the fics I'm reading and finishing up whatever I can on my outline, but since I discovered MLIA earlier this week, I've done nothing but sit my ass on that site and read the posts. The good news: I'm getting some great ideas for really random things to do to ( Read more... )

   I'm lol-ing at myself so hard after last night. I smoked weed for the first time in 9 years with my brother...... and my mum. This is in addition to Tequila Thursday and Waxing Wednesday. I thought I was dying for the first 10 minutes after choking to death and then everything was really cool. Really cool. Then we sat around and watched Grandma' ( Read more... )

    Long time no see, yeah? I am superbly pleased to announce that Laptop Charger Fail 09' is over. It was close though. 2 hours after I bought the charger I found the most perfect dress in the world. In case you don't know; I have a fascination with the 1920s and have always had an eye out for a true fringe dress. Well..... I found it. It was ( Read more... )

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   Alright, I would just like to say that I would fuck all of the elderly guards for the chance to live in the Dali museum. Or at least have a chance to spend the night and not have to worry about people watching me stand agape in front of his painting of the bread basket for hours. That was seriously, without a doubt, one of the most amazing ( Read more... )

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Just so we're clear. These were taken between 12am and 3.30am. Bev is doing the shoddy recording and my cousin Smashley is in the green shirt and I am the one with the awesome red hair. We were very very drunk.

-L

   Ugh! I ran away this weekend before I ended up killing myself. I am so not able to deal with my mum and brother anymore. It's a never ending pity party at my house and neither of them seem to realize that just because I'm not moping around and shit that I'm not at my hard limit on the depression scale. So, I left. I took my brother's truck and ( Read more... )

   I went with the red. It's like an auburn and Crayola primary red date-raped a neon sign. It's really nice inside. Then when you see it in the sun you have to wear sunglasses or your retinas will melt. If I was flexible enough I would have sex with my hair. There, I said it. I cut it a little shorter than last time and had it styled into more of ( Read more... )