Real doppelgangers never get imposter syndrome

[merovingian]

"There are two types of people in this world," he said, "People who will make me a sandwich, and reptoids in disguise."

I was mildly insulted. "Are you saying that anyone who doesn't make you a sandwich is a reptoid in disguise?"

"You said it, not me," he replied unhelpfully.

Just to mess with him, I'm going to ask a reptoid friend to make him a

Comments

[andy_yayus]

Impeccable logic.

[the_leewit]

The last time someone told me to prove I was not a reptoid by making him a sandwich, I boxed his ears with two slices of mayonnaise-slathered Wonderbread and stuck him with little frilly toothpicks so he didn't fall apart.

[moof]

Reptoids are people, my friend; reptoids are people.

[featheredfrog]

(try to) say "Ka Nama Kaa Lajerama"

No? REPTOID!!!!!