beatlesman3004: "Good afternoon, I am Cadet Pellerite, and this is an unclassified briefing about the epic Battle for my Dick."

"I feel like my computer is listening to Juanes without me." -Laura

chickadee me 06: so it is like prostitution
chickadee me 06: except
chickadee me 06: more... cultured
chickadee me 06: an educational sugar daddy

howitz222: i think that's the biggest problem in the world today
howitz222: too many fuckers like that sport

"If you don't make it the first time, you're not going to make it past the Warped Wall. Everyone knows that." -Laura

"You think 'Masserang', you think 'very large knife'." -Laura

"I take comfort in the fact that I can go pretty much anywhere and never be too far from a Big Mac." -the biggest bum I know

"This will have to be resolved. I'll call the French Embassy or something." -Dr. Kupper

"Look! Here come the pretty girls!"

freerangedsmithy: i need to change my facebook status to reflect my true feelings! OMG!

"They have brats. And cheese. And their economy is based on said items." -Laura

"That's a knife, not a phone." -Laura