01 -- Video.

[merines_guard]

Tch...

[The feed opens to an irritated-looking Walter who's none too pleased with being here. Just assume he's been wandering aaround for the last several days... and he's not really aware that this is recording.]

Damn Orerines... you call this paradise? It looks and feels more like a ghost town.

[A scoff.]

And I didn't find the Merines here, either

Comments

[magical_well]

That a pretty harsh way to judge people you haven't even met yet y'know.

[merines_guard]

Does it look like I care about what you lot think?

[magical_well]

It seems to you would say anything if you weren't trying for some kind of reaction y'know.

[merines_guard]

Well, I'm not. I'd just rather not deal with any of you.

[last_puppeteer]

[She'll just stare at you being stupid.]

[merines_guard]

[A pause. Well, Walter's not going to say anything until Anise goes.]

[last_puppeteer]

[She wonders if you're worth wasting her breath on.]

[merines_guard]

[HE CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING~]

[17thfreewill]

You managed to refer to your own compensated thought capabilities and attempted to insult the population, things will likely only get worse for you.

[merines_guard]

And just who the hell do you think you are, human?

[17thfreewill]

I don't consider myself to be 'human' for the first instance.

[merines_guard]

Hm. Fine, entertain me. How is that supposed to go?

[audio] because I think this could end badly...and it'd be amusing.

[bratty_tomboy]

Sounds like you're the fool or idiot to me. Take your pick.

[audio] Anything involving a jerkass will end up being amusing in some way, shape or form.

[merines_guard]

So says the idiotic brat who bothered to speak up.

[audio] ...this is true.

[bratty_tomboy]

Hey I was just calling you out, jerk. Don't blame me.

[audio] Isn't it?

[merines_guard]

Whatever. Are you that bored that you don't have anything better to do than bother other with your worthlessly asinine comments?