01 -- Video.

[merines_guard]

Tch...

[The feed opens to an irritated-looking Walter who's none too pleased with being here. Just assume he's been wandering aaround for the last several days... and he's not really aware that this is recording.]

Damn Orerines... you call this paradise? It looks and feels more like a ghost town.

[A scoff.]

And I didn't find the Merines here, either

Comments

[audio] because I think this could end badly...and it'd be amusing.

[bratty_tomboy]

Sounds like you're the fool or idiot to me. Take your pick.

[audio] Anything involving a jerkass will end up being amusing in some way, shape or form.

[merines_guard]

So says the idiotic brat who bothered to speak up.

[audio] ...this is true.

[bratty_tomboy]

Hey I was just calling you out, jerk. Don't blame me.

[audio] Isn't it?

[merines_guard]

Whatever. Are you that bored that you don't have anything better to do than bother other with your worthlessly asinine comments?

[audio] yup xD

[bratty_tomboy]

Uhhh...don't know the half of what you just said, but let's go with yes.

[audio] XDDDD

[merines_guard]

...and you're calling me the idiot? At least I know what half those words meant.

[audio]

[bratty_tomboy]

Yeah, I am. Just because I don't have a big vocabulary doesn't mean I'm stupid.

[audio]

[merines_guard]

I wouldn't have guessed from your language.

[audio]

[bratty_tomboy]

Will you stop putting down my language already? Pick something else to make fun of me about; that's getting old.

[audio]

[merines_guard]

If you think that, then you're nothing more than a brute savage. Tell me, how many innocents did you beat up just to get your way?

[audio]

[bratty_tomboy]

[She laughs.]

The people I beat up were anything but innocent, fancypants. [Oh, new nickname alert.]

But 'brute savage'...I like the sound of that.

[audio]

[merines_guard]

That's not supposed to be a good thing...

[Insult backfire get? and sob she might as well call him that considering his normal outfit is impossibly formal, with the cloak and everything... >>]

[audio]

[bratty_tomboy]

Really? I don't know, I kind of think of it as a compliment.

[This is what happens when you mess with Toph. ...Wow so the nickname really does fit him.]

[audio]

[merines_guard]

You must be one of the weirdest people i've ever had to meet.

[lol, Toph. Leave it to her to make an insult backfire. yeah, seriously. Look at the bottom left corner of this fanart and you'll see what I mean. :|]

[audio]

[bratty_tomboy]

I've met weirder people than myself.

[Yup. ...Wow. :|]

[audio]

[merines_guard]

I'm almot afraid to ask.

[XD; Exactly...]