AAAAAAAAAAGH

[meresy]

THERE IS A JUNE BUG IN MY APARTMENT AAAAAAAAAAGH DO NOT WANT.

Someone come kill it for me!

D: D: D:

Comments

[lyssie]

AUGH. NO. I'm going to stay over here where it is FAR AWAY. I might send the cat, though. She likes chasing things like that.

[meresy]

It bludgeoned itself insensible on the light so picked it up in 635 kleenexes and flushed it down the toilet. *shudder*

Haaaaaate.

[inathunderstorm]

This comment was ADORABLE. ::smishes you::

[malnpudl]

*HULKSMASH*

Oh. Wait. I see you beat me to it.

Um. You didn't need that... actually, I'm not sure what that was before I smashed it... anyway, you didn't need it any more, did you? *winning smile*

[meresy]

It was probably a spider. I have some of those, too, the leggy kind. :D?

Also the fuzzy black kind that don't make webs and stay decently put, but instead ruuuuuun like hell and hide under my stuff and haaaaaaate.

[brigantine]

Also the fuzzy black kind that don't make webs and stay decently put, but instead ruuuuuun like hell

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!! *hides*

I try to catch them and put them outside, but it's hard to do that trap it in a cup thing while one is jibbering with horror.

[vsee]

I will come and mostly fearlessly deal with June bugs, if you will come by here and deal with anything with "pede" anywhere in the name.

ETA: or "wig"

[meresy]

Wigpedes nooooooooooooooooooo.

I hate these too, but at least they won't fly at me.

'Cepting that time a centipede FELL ON MY HEAD from the ceiling. D: D:

I had the jibblies for DAYS...

[vsee]

I am not great with bugs, but there was only one time where I really was like, OK why is there not some sort of service to call where they come to your house wearing large boots and carrying big swatters, because I am seriously NOT MENTALLY EQUPPED. That was for a multiple inches long 'pede of some sort that looked like a rubber bug out of a gumball machine. I just about had a nervous breakdown, before I finally executed it by smothering it with dish detergent. *is mightly, in the girliest possible way*

[meresy]

I hate bugs forever. *shudder* Especially flying ones or fast ones. They could jump on me! D:

Earwigs in my bathingsuit, every summer. Lurking mantises and walking stocks on the screen door, wasps in the eaves, bees crawling into my can of coke...

Haaaaate.

[inathunderstorm]

Kowalski-cat here would have taken care of that for you! He thinks those are imported directly for his entertainment.

I was at an outside bar once and a girl ate one. D:

[meresy]

WHY D:

[inathunderstorm]

To impress a boy. DDDD:

[sansets]

D: D: D: SIONN, WHY ARE PEOPLE WRONG IN RL? D:

[andeincascade]

STOMPITY STOMP STOMP STOMP! Gone now?