The Dummy's Guide to Holes in the Universe
The authors would also like to state that some scientists have suggested that there is an additional type of hole in the universe. Unlike the aforementioned, it only secretes dangerous rubbish, which is prone to infecting those who come into close contact with it. Although the existence of such a hole has not been proven, it is advised that readers remain wary of what these scientists are dubbing “The Davies-Mouth”.