Comments | mepeter: HEXED PRIVATE: MARAUDERS ONLY.

mepeter

HEXED PRIVATE: MARAUDERS ONLY.

Feb 06, 2008 22:00

GUYS.

I don't know if you noticed this, but we have a BIRD LIVING WITH US.

When did this happen? Why was I not informed?!

What am I supposed to WEAR?

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private to marauders mejames February 7 2008, 04:34:22 UTC

Mate, I didn't know either. Neither did Pads. It was all some mad plan of Moony's and the two of them just kind of showed up, as I hear. But don't be angry! Her parents were killed and her sister's a stupid cow and she has no money or anyplace to go. We're the only family she's got.

And it's just Lily! She's always liked you! Nothing's changed.

Well, nothing save naked Thursdays.

Re: private to marauders mepeter February 7 2008, 04:59:59 UTC

Are YOU mad? Everything's changed! There is a WOMAN in our FLAT.

And I never liked naked Thursdays...

Re: private to marauders mejames February 7 2008, 05:12:53 UTC

Not a regular woman, Wormtail, Lily. She's kind and not scary and doesn't really count because she's Lily and with me.

And she's not in your room. She's about as far from you as she was during school, and that wasn't bad, right? Except now she can help us clean up and Peter, oh Petey Pete Pete, she will cook.

Re: private to marauders mepeter February 7 2008, 05:17:55 UTC

She does too count. Coz you know why? SHE'S NOT A BLOKE.

And besides that, does she even-what? Cook?

Really? Wait....does she know about that? The cooking, I mean.

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private to marauders mesirius February 7 2008, 07:01:58 UTC

How bout this, Wormy, next time Moony shows up with another bird on arm and his big, doleful eyes, you try and turn him down. It's hard, in'nt?

And hold up - when did we stop doing naked thursdays? I seem to have missed the memo. Heh.

Re: private to marauders mejames February 7 2008, 07:17:43 UTC

You do naked Thursdays around Lily, I am NOT dealing with the repercussions. I bet Moony and Wormy are thankful for the clothed-Thursday requirement, too.

Re: private to marauders mepeter February 8 2008, 00:07:33 UTC

Yes, I'm sure it must be dreadful for you.

Are you sure it didn't just end up under your bed somewhere? I know we sent them out.

Re: private to marauders mesirius February 8 2008, 00:55:36 UTC

I might've burnt it upon receiving it. Naked Thursdays are an honorable tradition of Chez Black - almost as important as Slammered Saturdays.