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SASQUATCH COCKFEST '07 - Week 3

Oct 15, 2007 07:57

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Comments 26

certainthings October 15 2007, 15:59:42 UTC

I apologize in advance for this.

"Rub-a-dub-dub, Jub Jub." Jared grinned.

goodnight October 15 2007, 16:54:48 UTC

"Rub-a-dub-dub two men in a tub. Who do you think they be? The Paddycakes, the Jub-Jub, the....Sandy, what the fuck are you doing in here?!?"

certainthings October 15 2007, 16:56:38 UTC

Haha. *ahem* You wonned.

godamnarmsrace October 16 2007, 02:48:46 UTC

I love your icon!

certainthings October 15 2007, 17:32:43 UTC

( ... )

memphis86 October 16 2007, 00:31:05 UTC

*DIES*

ILU.

certainthings October 16 2007, 02:32:23 UTC

:beams and blushes:

godamnarmsrace October 16 2007, 02:49:53 UTC

*dies laughing*

Thread 5

sarahk_63 October 15 2007, 18:17:04 UTC

sorry Jub Jub, alpha male status denied (check out the goregous giant dude next to you, before you even begin to ask why) <3.

certainthings October 16 2007, 00:20:31 UTC

But he wants it so badly! Just for a week.

memphis86 October 16 2007, 00:30:37 UTC

For that pic you posted? He gets a whole fortnight of the top bunk, IMO.

Paddycakes is nothing, if not easily swayed by a pair of pretty eyes.

certainthings October 16 2007, 02:35:58 UTC

A whole fortnight, eh? That's 20 nights or am I way off?

Thread 7

godamnarmsrace October 17 2007, 05:02:38 UTC

Okay, so the link for my fourth contribution to memphis86's COCKOBERFEST 07' which is this song download: Hot White Cum - Liz Phair

Was broken but it is fixed now.

It's dirty and makes me think of Jensen or Jub-Jub as he's known in some circles, rubbing Jared's cum all over him *snort*

Fess up! You know you're all thinking it too - it's not natural for a man to be THAT pretty. So that's my theory: Jensen is pretty from Jared's hot white cum.

Now someone go write me porn where Jensen rubs it everywhere...pwease!

*INSERT PUPPY DOG EYES HERE*

memphis86 October 18 2007, 09:31:08 UTC

ASlafvdlkhf LIZ PHAIR ILU!!!

Y'know the Jub-Jub in my head might not be as down with the rubbing as he would be with DEMANDING that his mate clean him thoroughly... ;D

godamnarmsrace October 18 2007, 09:39:04 UTC

LOL!!! I actually wrote this *cough*crack*cough* erm fic I just have to post it ;D

godamnarmsrace October 19 2007, 16:47:56 UTC

And here it is LMFAO!!!

First, let me apologise for this fic - it is pure crack and so far I've been told that it's "ew", "hot", "hilarious" and "gross" and that I am insane for writing it, which you know is so true - so read this at your own RISK! I think it's funny but then SPN and the boys have broken my brain and apparently I'm insane *giggles*

Title: Hot White Cum (1/1)
Pairing: J2 Jared/Jensen
Author: godamnarmsrace
Rating: R kinda but without the porn - if enough people beg I’ll write the porn to go with this...maybe.
Word Count: 748 words.
Beta: elian
Summary: Basically I have this theory about why Jensen is so damn pretty.
Disclaimer: This never happen…at least I don’t think it did…did it? I don’t own anything but if Jensen is looking to sell himself I’m so buying. *wink*
A/N: This is for memphis86 ’s COCKTOBERFEST - mostly it’s crack pure crack people...you’ve been warned. The title and pretty much this whole theory/fic were spawned by Liz Phair’s ‘Hot White Cum'.

“It’s my fountain of youth.”

crazyjoyfulgirl October 17 2007, 10:06:36 UTC

Jub-Jub and Paddycakes continue to win my heart and soul.

memphis86 October 18 2007, 09:28:10 UTC

Then I shall continue to post their hijinks and buttsex. :D