SASQUATCH COCKFEST '07 - Week 3
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Morning! Have some coffee and cake. Week 3 has arrived! Gosh, Cocktober sure is flying by...
Once again, here's the the Origin and the Rules for anyone who needs them. Also, roundups of Week 1 and Week 2.
Prompts:
- The Main Attraction at the Padalecki Theme Park (from arabella_hope & kashmir1)
- Following the above prompt: RIDE THE SNAKE.
- Crossover with Scrubs: What would win, the Todd in a Banana Hammock, or Sam Winchester in a towel?
- Halloween costumes! Jared goes as Tarzan? Cons Jensen into being Jane?
Drabble:
Chill
Jensen tends to go out of his way to step on a leaf that looks like it'll make that really nice crunching sound. That's how this all started. He takes a large sidestep to the right, crushes a particularly nice leaf beneath his boot; and in doing so he trips up Jared, who was walking beside him.
Then of course, he has about 5 seconds of a head start because Jared's wicked smile precludes the ensuing chase. They're laughing and hitting the ground faster and faster as they run towards nothing but more piles of leaves to kick up into the air.
Jared's strong.
Strong enough to lift Jensen up, and throw him down into a pile of crunchy leaves. And then tackle him. Burying him in a tangle of arms and Jared's soft cottony down jacket. There are leaves everywhere and the smell of the earth fills Jensen's nose with the scent of autumn. There's chill in the air freezing the tips of Jensen's body; cold nose, cold fingers, cold toes. But now a big, warm body presses in close, and rubs leaves all over him. Jensen grabs a handful and throws them at Jared's face, letting them hit and splash off like water droplets.
It's a real fight now, leaves thrown up in the air, smashed on his hair, almost stuffed down his jacket, but Jensen can be strong when he needs to be. Can leverage Jared onto his back and calm him with kisses. Smiles and murmurs, apologies for tripping him up, promises to take care of him for his trouble. And once being in a pile of dirty, damp leaves loses its charm, they finally get up.
Jensen has visions of himself covered in slugs and dirt, but it's more like brambles and twigs and leaf-chips. They walk back home, hand in hand.
Jensen begins peeling off the layers when he gets Jared huffing down the side of his face. His nose pressing into the skin beside Jensen's ear, warm air ricocheting off his skin. "We're gonna have to get you cleaned up."
"Oh, yeah?" Jensen raises his eyebrow, envisioning a nice, steamy shower.
"Mmm, yeah, I think I know how." Jared circles Jensen's waist with his hands, resting them just above the hem of his jeans.
Jensen leans back into the touch, the body, Jared's already shirtless, and he's still like a furnace. So much warmth, so much earth inside him. Jensen's nose still feels the lingering cold, his toes curling in his socks. Wants to bury himself in Jared, layer himself in that skin and hair.
"How 'bout a nice, hot, bath for the both of us," Jared says, kissing the nape of Jensen's neck.
"Mmmmm..." Jensen hums in agreement.
Jared murmurs something more against his neck that Jensen can't quite catch.
"What was that?" he asks.
"Said I'm gonna clean you up good, Jub-Jub."
Jensen breaks the embrace and storms off to the bathroom. He draws the bath, with all the intentions of turning it into a rolling boil.
"What! Oh c'mon Jensen, it's catchy! And you know you like it!" Jared yells after him.
***
Sandy marks the tape as "Grooming Ritual, #41-A"
Craig Wedren - Fall In
Only one this time, wanted to do three but alas, I overslept. Another from the ever-growing crazypants Paddycakes/Jub-Jub world I imagine in a fevered state of fangirl delusion.
This particular Sasquatch is in need of a bath... :D
Sam... looks like a Meerkat. See?
GAH, the angle of the camera, HIS HUGE-ASS ARM!!
Oh, pretty... No one is EVER going to believe me when I say I'm a Dean/Jensen girl after this, are they? (Hell, I'm not sure *I* believe it anymore!)
Re: The guns. *sigh* WHY DO THEY MAKE THIS SO EASY?! C'MON!
Oh! And I want to quickly mention, that the above photos are SPOILER-FREE for S3. In case you were nervous about clicking (they are spoilery only for like, old photoshoots and S1-S2, that is. If that's even spoilery in the first place.)
Big Music:
A Little Funk: Betty Davis - He Was A Big Freak
A Little Lilith: Liz Phair - Big Tall Man
A Little Alt-Rock: Foo Fighters - Big Me
A Little Emo-Pop Cover Song: Dashboard Confessional - Big Country
A Little Britrock Innuendo: Oasis - My Big Mouth
*If you think like the 13 year old brat that lives in my head, that is. THIS IS JENSEN'S SONG, THEN.
Hope you have a lovely week full of Cockzilla madness. Also, I want my two dollars. And my PORN! WHERE IS IT?!
Thing #24 I miss about working near Union Square: FRESH HOT APPLE CIDER at the Marketplace for $1. Quierooooo los manzanos... :(