SAMMY'S GIANT PEEN-FEST 07
So dark_reaction is feeling blah. We should all write her things involving Sammy's MASSIVE cock.
dark_reaction: I was just thinking
dark_reaction: somebody should write a crack fic where Sam's penis is like...
dark_reaction: a heat seeking missile
memphis86: *snicker*
dark_reaction: and Dean is like running around the room to escape it
dark_reaction: *EVASIVE ACTION*
memphis86: There should just be a challenge or something with Sam's penis as the theme
dark_reaction: AHAHAHAH
memphis86: like, Sasquatch Cock Fest, 07
dark_reaction: 1. heat seeking missile penis
dark_reaction: 2. David Bowie Cock as what Sam wanted to be when he was grown up
dark_reaction: 3. dick that tastes like strawberries
memphis86: 4. HIDDEN FRECKLES
memphis86: 5. Secret Piercings
dark_reaction: ...
memphis86: 6. CrazyGlue/Lube mixup
dark_reaction: OHMYGOD
dark_reaction: that would be so great
dark_reaction: they'd have to go to the doctors
dark_reaction: and be like
dark_reaction: NO BLOOD SAMPLES
memphis86: AHAHAHAHA
dark_reaction: NONE
memphis86: YES!
dark_reaction: NONEojaldkfjdasljfads
memphis86: OMG, It would just be cracky and porny and wonderful
memphis86: and how they would get in the Impala
memphis86: ?
dark_reaction: and Sam would shift and continuously hit Dean's prostate
dark_reaction: they'd have to call Bobby
dark_reaction: IT WAS A DEMON
dark_reaction: A DEMON THAT DID THIS
memphis86: OMG, THEY PUSH THE SEAT BACK AND DEAN DRIVES WHILE ON TOP OF SAM
memphis86: AHAHAHA!
dark_reaction: *dead*
memphis86: a VERY BAD demon did this!
dark_reaction: oh the worst
dark_reaction: Sam: "Dean, I have to pee..."
memphis86: "YOU HOLD IT IN"
memphis86: Aaaand Sam gets a UTI
dark_reaction: UGH
dark_reaction: poor boys
dark_reaction: Sam: I AM NEVER HAVING SEX AGAIN
memphis86: *three minutes later*
memphis86: SEX!
dark_reaction: ahahahah
dark_reaction: poor Sam, his partners are always dying, or getting super glued to his penis
dark_reaction: it must be a tortured existence
memphis86: It's hard to be a giant boy, with a giant penis that no one understands
memphis86: he walks a lonely road
memphis86: like, the Incredible Hulk in the 70's TV series
dark_reaction: ahahahah
memphis86: just hitching from town to town
memphis86: hoping his giant cock won't cause more trouble
memphis86: But, then he meets a lonely mechanic named Dean
memphis86: and there's an incident involving some motor oil
memphis86: and wood glue
memphis86: and he's on the road again
dark_reaction: awww
dark_reaction: but Dean recovers from the accident
dark_reaction: and tries to sleep with somebody else
dark_reaction: and realizes Sam's giant cock has stretched him out so much that everybody else feels pee sized
dark_reaction: PEA*
dark_reaction: LORD
memphis86: HAHAHA
memphis86: I knew what you meant, no worries
dark_reaction: so anyway, Dean follows Sam
memphis86: Sam is the only key that fits into Dean's lock
dark_reaction: and says, I AM READY TO BE PENETRATED BY YOUR HEAT SEEKING MISSILE PENIS
memphis86: like Robin Hood: Men In Tights
memphis86: HAHAHAA
dark_reaction: well yours is more romantic
memphis86: But yours is more in line with how Dean thinks
memphis86: His heart says 'soulmates!'
memphis86: His mouth says "STICK IT IN GIGANTOR!"
HELP US MAKE OUR DREAM A REALITY, FANDOM.
ALSO, I PROLLY NEED SLEEP, AHAHAHA.
dark_reaction: I was just thinking
dark_reaction: somebody should write a crack fic where Sam's penis is like...
dark_reaction: a heat seeking missile
memphis86: *snicker*
dark_reaction: and Dean is like running around the room to escape it
dark_reaction: *EVASIVE ACTION*
memphis86: There should just be a challenge or something with Sam's penis as the theme
dark_reaction: AHAHAHAH
memphis86: like, Sasquatch Cock Fest, 07
dark_reaction: 1. heat seeking missile penis
dark_reaction: 2. David Bowie Cock as what Sam wanted to be when he was grown up
dark_reaction: 3. dick that tastes like strawberries
memphis86: 4. HIDDEN FRECKLES
memphis86: 5. Secret Piercings
dark_reaction: ...
memphis86: 6. CrazyGlue/Lube mixup
dark_reaction: OHMYGOD
dark_reaction: that would be so great
dark_reaction: they'd have to go to the doctors
dark_reaction: and be like
dark_reaction: NO BLOOD SAMPLES
memphis86: AHAHAHAHA
dark_reaction: NONE
memphis86: YES!
dark_reaction: NONEojaldkfjdasljfads
memphis86: OMG, It would just be cracky and porny and wonderful
memphis86: and how they would get in the Impala
memphis86: ?
dark_reaction: and Sam would shift and continuously hit Dean's prostate
dark_reaction: they'd have to call Bobby
dark_reaction: IT WAS A DEMON
dark_reaction: A DEMON THAT DID THIS
memphis86: OMG, THEY PUSH THE SEAT BACK AND DEAN DRIVES WHILE ON TOP OF SAM
memphis86: AHAHAHA!
dark_reaction: *dead*
memphis86: a VERY BAD demon did this!
dark_reaction: oh the worst
dark_reaction: Sam: "Dean, I have to pee..."
memphis86: "YOU HOLD IT IN"
memphis86: Aaaand Sam gets a UTI
dark_reaction: UGH
dark_reaction: poor boys
dark_reaction: Sam: I AM NEVER HAVING SEX AGAIN
memphis86: *three minutes later*
memphis86: SEX!
dark_reaction: ahahahah
dark_reaction: poor Sam, his partners are always dying, or getting super glued to his penis
dark_reaction: it must be a tortured existence
memphis86: It's hard to be a giant boy, with a giant penis that no one understands
memphis86: he walks a lonely road
memphis86: like, the Incredible Hulk in the 70's TV series
dark_reaction: ahahahah
memphis86: just hitching from town to town
memphis86: hoping his giant cock won't cause more trouble
memphis86: But, then he meets a lonely mechanic named Dean
memphis86: and there's an incident involving some motor oil
memphis86: and wood glue
memphis86: and he's on the road again
dark_reaction: awww
dark_reaction: but Dean recovers from the accident
dark_reaction: and tries to sleep with somebody else
dark_reaction: and realizes Sam's giant cock has stretched him out so much that everybody else feels pee sized
dark_reaction: PEA*
dark_reaction: LORD
memphis86: HAHAHA
memphis86: I knew what you meant, no worries
dark_reaction: so anyway, Dean follows Sam
memphis86: Sam is the only key that fits into Dean's lock
dark_reaction: and says, I AM READY TO BE PENETRATED BY YOUR HEAT SEEKING MISSILE PENIS
memphis86: like Robin Hood: Men In Tights
memphis86: HAHAHAA
dark_reaction: well yours is more romantic
memphis86: But yours is more in line with how Dean thinks
memphis86: His heart says 'soulmates!'
memphis86: His mouth says "STICK IT IN GIGANTOR!"
HELP US MAKE OUR DREAM A REALITY, FANDOM.
ALSO, I PROLLY NEED SLEEP, AHAHAHA.