1. Jensen's first sexual experience ended in tears. He was 16, and his math teacher "seduced" him. But really he just sort of, let her take his cock in her hand and whisper the nastiest things he'd ever heard in his ear. When it was over, he went to the Boys room and cried. Because he wanted to bend her over the desk so bad, grab one of the rulers and just, smack her with it; and he thought he'd never get the chance. He felt hurt and confused and frustrated that he let her do those things to him, and that he couldn't talk to anyone about it
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LKASHGDA AFTER THE PASA DOBLE? I WANT TO DO OTHER THINGS TO HIM...
*moment for Chelsie-sighing*
Anyway!
1. Katie's favorite movie of all time is My Girl even though the ending always makes her cry like a baby. Her idea of heaven is cuddling on the couch with her boyfriend while he paints her toes Mono Blue and watching My Girl and eating pizza and having root-beer floats.
2. Katie can fit 12 grapes in her mouth. She does it to make Jensen gag.
3. Katie has a huge crush on her yoga instructor and she thinks she'd cheat on her boyfriend for him. Little does she know that he's more interested in the tall, cute guy she drags with her every week, Jared or something. He's just so damn flexible.
1. Jared's visit with Sandy at Yale was less panic-inducing than he thought it would be. He made fun of the dorm she was in, calling it Hogwarts because it looked like a castle from the inside.
2. Jared has a paralyzing fear of handpuppets. Long story, it's all Chad's fault.
3. Jared refused to take off his shorts in the showers during gym. Not because he had anything to be ashamed of, it's just ever since that night he got drunk with Jensen he really can't help staring at him in there. When he's not looking, of course that means when Jensen's back is turned to him, and well. Things kind of happen.
1. Ruby sleeps in the same bed as Sam for the first few months. But she's a demon, doesn't really need to sleep, but Sam just looks at her and she complies. He doesn't touch her, and she doesn't touch him. The last night she stays in the bed she cracks open an eye and sees Sam staring at her, his mouth open slightly. "You snore," he says and she throws a pillow at him because his goddamn brother died and he hasn't spoken a goddamn word since and the first thing he says in 3 goddamn months is THAT.
Some king.
2. Ruby loves the Stereophonics. When the Impala is hers, she cranks up the volume and sings along to "Devil" as she peals down the highway.
3. Ruby knows Jack the Ripper. He's the only person that's ever truly frightened her.
Dean from Body and Soul. Or Sam from Making Partner. (In case some one already chose one or the other.) Oh, or Jared from Whip in my Valise. Or Jared from Seahorse. Or...
1. Dean (as Jensen) is an Olympic-level archer, though he refuses to compete in any tournaments that would qualify him. He coaches kids at the local YMCA, doing after-school sport programs.
2. Dean named his first son after Bobby.
3. Dean actually has a small mouth, he can't even fit his whole fist in there. Sam isn't too upset about that, since Gods don't have gag reflexes to begin with.
And let's see, Sam from Making Partner:
1. The first thing Sam does when he catches up with John is punch him in the face.
2. The second thing is hug him.
3. The third thing is that when John's eyes turn yellow, this Sam doesn't hesitate to pull the trigger.
Jared, from You're the Whip...1. Jared likes to chew on Scotch tape. He likes sticking tape over his mouth in general. Jensen doesn't mind complying
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And... how about three things about Jensen from You're the Whip in My Valise?
Also, Sorority Boys is STUPIDLY happymaking. I concur.
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Hmmmmm...
1. Jensen's first sexual experience ended in tears. He was 16, and his math teacher "seduced" him. But really he just sort of, let her take his cock in her hand and whisper the nastiest things he'd ever heard in his ear. When it was over, he went to the Boys room and cried. Because he wanted to bend her over the desk so bad, grab one of the rulers and just, smack her with it; and he thought he'd never get the chance. He felt hurt and confused and frustrated that he let her do those things to him, and that he couldn't talk to anyone about it ( ... )
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And ohhhhhhh those canon facts are PERFECT. *purr*
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Yay! I'm so glad you liked them!! (I'm really trying to get back to writing-happy!)
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But. Chelsie. Sigggh.
Um, meme wise: tell me about Nurse Katie :)
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*moment for Chelsie-sighing*
Anyway!
1. Katie's favorite movie of all time is My Girl even though the ending always makes her cry like a baby. Her idea of heaven is cuddling on the couch with her boyfriend while he paints her toes Mono Blue and watching My Girl and eating pizza and having root-beer floats.
2. Katie can fit 12 grapes in her mouth. She does it to make Jensen gag.
3. Katie has a huge crush on her yoga instructor and she thinks she'd cheat on her boyfriend for him. Little does she know that he's more interested in the tall, cute guy she drags with her every week, Jared or something. He's just so damn flexible.
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but meme-wise, tell me about Jared from the Boy Meets World AU :D
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1. Jared's visit with Sandy at Yale was less panic-inducing than he thought it would be. He made fun of the dorm she was in, calling it Hogwarts because it looked like a castle from the inside.
2. Jared has a paralyzing fear of handpuppets. Long story, it's all Chad's fault.
3. Jared refused to take off his shorts in the showers during gym. Not because he had anything to be ashamed of, it's just ever since that night he got drunk with Jensen he really can't help staring at him in there. When he's not looking, of course that means when Jensen's back is turned to him, and well. Things kind of happen.
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Tell me about Ruby in Ithaca.
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Ruby, IthacaShe comes back every year. The same day that Sam goes to visit Mary's grave. But that's not the secret, we'll get to that later ( ... )
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And now, Ruby facts!
1. Ruby sleeps in the same bed as Sam for the first few months. But she's a demon, doesn't really need to sleep, but Sam just looks at her and she complies. He doesn't touch her, and she doesn't touch him. The last night she stays in the bed she cracks open an eye and sees Sam staring at her, his mouth open slightly. "You snore," he says and she throws a pillow at him because his goddamn brother died and he hasn't spoken a goddamn word since and the first thing he says in 3 goddamn months is THAT.
Some king.
2. Ruby loves the Stereophonics. When the Impala is hers, she cranks up the volume and sings along to "Devil" as she peals down the highway.
3. Ruby knows Jack the Ripper. He's the only person that's ever truly frightened her.
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TOO HARD TO CHOOSE.
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1. Dean (as Jensen) is an Olympic-level archer, though he refuses to compete in any tournaments that would qualify him. He coaches kids at the local YMCA, doing after-school sport programs.
2. Dean named his first son after Bobby.
3. Dean actually has a small mouth, he can't even fit his whole fist in there. Sam isn't too upset about that, since Gods don't have gag reflexes to begin with.
And let's see, Sam from Making Partner:
1. The first thing Sam does when he catches up with John is punch him in the face.
2. The second thing is hug him.
3. The third thing is that when John's eyes turn yellow, this Sam doesn't hesitate to pull the trigger.
Jared, from You're the Whip...1. Jared likes to chew on Scotch tape. He likes sticking tape over his mouth in general. Jensen doesn't mind complying ( ... )
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WELL. Now all I want to do is re-read Making Partner and Whip. *makes grabby hands*
I have such a secret crush on Sam in MP. And now all I can think about is Jared with tape over his mouth, at a sex party. *moan*
Also, I don't believe Seahorse #3. DONT TOY WITH ME WOMAN!!
*snuggles and loves*
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I said, "This time." TAKE IT AS YOU LIKE.
*loves back*
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