Challenge! IF IT AIN'T CRACKED DON'T FIC IT!
Once upon a time, katjad and memphis86 had a perfectly innocent discussion of how Jared's ass seemed to be a recurring theme in our conversations.
katjad: jared's naked ass as a leitmotif!
memphis86: YES!
memphis86: Jensen has it blown up in black and white for a centerpiece in his front hall
memphis86: so you walk into his house and it's like, ASS!
memphis86: And then Jensen comes in dressed like Hef
memphis86: and Jared's a bunny
memphis86: "Welcome to my grotto"
katjad: HEEEE yes.
katjad: but jared only wears the ears
katjad: and the fluffy tail.
katjad: the tail is on a thong.
memphis86: AHAHAH
And thus,
CRACK!PORNATHON: IF IT AIN'T CRACKED DON'T FIC IT!!!
was born!
Rules:
Pretty easy, right?
AND NOW ONTO THE PROMPTS.
Jensenchaun: Jensen is actually a leprechaun. Jared really, really likes Lucky Charms.
Nudist!Jared: Jensen works in middle-management. Jared is his VERY EAGER secretary. One minute, Jensen's getting coffee from the breakroom while Jared files. The next, Jared's naked and Jensen's dribbling coffee down his shirt. Also he keeps getting photocopies of Jared's ass in his "In"-tray.
The mink stole scenario: Jared is an old rich lady. Jensen is her beloved mink stole.
ComeStatue!jared/deer!Jensen: Jared is turned into a statue made of come. Jensen is a curious deer who thinks Jared is a salt-lick.
Sam's ass: Sam's ass is actually proportionally as large as his cock. Dean keeps emergency supplies in there. Sandwiches and extra ammo and emergency ham for long, cross-country trips.
Talking cocks: Jensen and Jared discover their cocks can talk, and are secretly in love with one another. Jared's cock is kind of like a drill sergeant, and makes him frog march Jensen to a gay bar and do push-ups and sit ups to get all ripped for his man. Jensen is surprised to find out that his cock is a manifestation of his inner gay man and loves disco, tight glittery shirts, watching Joan Crawford movies and Madonna night at "STUDS". Their cocks scheme to get Jared and Jensen together.
Sammypus/Deanigator: Sam is a many-tentacled swamp creature, and Dean is the alligator who loves him.
The Playboy mansion: As seen above!
Emu wrangling: Dean is an emu, cursed or otherwise. Sam is an emu wrangler.
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Again: snag any of the above or post your own ideas in the comments! Just don't forget to BRING THE CRACK.
P.S. PIMP THIS MOTHER OUT!!
katjad: jared's naked ass as a leitmotif!
memphis86: YES!
memphis86: Jensen has it blown up in black and white for a centerpiece in his front hall
memphis86: so you walk into his house and it's like, ASS!
memphis86: And then Jensen comes in dressed like Hef
memphis86: and Jared's a bunny
memphis86: "Welcome to my grotto"
katjad: HEEEE yes.
katjad: but jared only wears the ears
katjad: and the fluffy tail.
katjad: the tail is on a thong.
memphis86: AHAHAH
And thus,
CRACK!PORNATHON: IF IT AIN'T CRACKED DON'T FIC IT!!!
was born!
Rules:
- Select your cracky scenario. It can be one of the ones we've come up with below, or you can come up with your own. If you've got more cracktastic ideas in your head than you have time to deal with, post them in the comments to share! There's no need to claim-EVERYONE can write Sammypus/Deanigator if they want to!
- Write/drabble/draw your cracky scenario. Cracky manips are ABSOLUTELY ACCEPTABLE.
- Post in the comments!
Pretty easy, right?
AND NOW ONTO THE PROMPTS.
Jensenchaun: Jensen is actually a leprechaun. Jared really, really likes Lucky Charms.
Nudist!Jared: Jensen works in middle-management. Jared is his VERY EAGER secretary. One minute, Jensen's getting coffee from the breakroom while Jared files. The next, Jared's naked and Jensen's dribbling coffee down his shirt. Also he keeps getting photocopies of Jared's ass in his "In"-tray.
The mink stole scenario: Jared is an old rich lady. Jensen is her beloved mink stole.
ComeStatue!jared/deer!Jensen: Jared is turned into a statue made of come. Jensen is a curious deer who thinks Jared is a salt-lick.
Sam's ass: Sam's ass is actually proportionally as large as his cock. Dean keeps emergency supplies in there. Sandwiches and extra ammo and emergency ham for long, cross-country trips.
Talking cocks: Jensen and Jared discover their cocks can talk, and are secretly in love with one another. Jared's cock is kind of like a drill sergeant, and makes him frog march Jensen to a gay bar and do push-ups and sit ups to get all ripped for his man. Jensen is surprised to find out that his cock is a manifestation of his inner gay man and loves disco, tight glittery shirts, watching Joan Crawford movies and Madonna night at "STUDS". Their cocks scheme to get Jared and Jensen together.
Sammypus/Deanigator: Sam is a many-tentacled swamp creature, and Dean is the alligator who loves him.
The Playboy mansion: As seen above!
Emu wrangling: Dean is an emu, cursed or otherwise. Sam is an emu wrangler.
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Again: snag any of the above or post your own ideas in the comments! Just don't forget to BRING THE CRACK.
P.S. PIMP THIS MOTHER OUT!!