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You Are An Invisible Ex
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You Are Lisa Simpson
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Boredom becomes me.

My mood has taken a morbid turn. I've been watching too many Unsolved Mysteries, America's Most Wanted, Nancy Grace, Court Tv, and A&E crime specials. Too much of the news and Neil Entwistle. Men are always killing women. Men are always killing their girlfriends, their wives, their children. All these shows are the cause of my new, morbid bent ( Read more... )

My sweet boy has gotten us tickets to Rome and Amsterdam for spring break. We're buying a video camera for this trip, so I'm going to put some of our favorite clips online for our friends and family to view. Let me know if you want us to bring you back something, also.

I feel like the luckiest, most loved girl in the world...

Do they make ninja suits in obese sizes, I wonder? If so, I'm under the serious threat of getting killed by a fat dork.

It's a good surprise, but it's hilarious. I love you. You poor girl you're sick-ded. Ahahaha. My name is Danielle. I consumate my love with sheep. That's not what I said. Phht-ppht-ppht.