When I was seven years old, I took a marker to my bedroom wall and wrote [MY NAME] + SPEED RACER beside my pillow, then drew a giant heart around our names. He was the first man I ever loved and no other man can ever truly compete with him. Who could? He has the most awesome ride in the history of the universe. He attended his own funeral, then
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*EXCITED*
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Mem, we must battle.
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Understand that I pull no punches and believe the kidney and face are prime targets and thus fair ground for swift and brutal attack. NO MERCY.
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FINE. May the best woman win.
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Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer~! He's a shirtless man in the jungle~! *hearts*
...stupid monkey.
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(Shirtless! Oh my gosh. Be still, my heart!)
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MY CHILDHOOOOOOOOOOD
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(PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE EXCITED AS WELL. omg.)
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(I'M PRETTY DARN EXCITED. I USED TO DREAM ABOUT THIS GUY ALL THE TIME. I EVEN HAVE A RUG AT HOME WITH SPEED RACER ON IT.)
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