1038. Caught in the Act

Jun 18, 2012 05:01

Originally posted by lone_defender at 678. Do I have to put up signs?!
Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

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love-affection, rated: nc17, shipping-romance, rated: r, smut

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Ordinary!Dean Winchester | Supernatural alifeordinary June 18 2012, 09:07:43 UTC
Smut = Ordinary!Cas unless it's a separate universe, otherwise open for the luls.

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HAAAAAAAA, REVENGE. mojofree June 19 2012, 00:20:16 UTC
[Considering Dean doesn't, strictly speaking, have a room of his own right now, Cas supposes he should maybe get into the habit of knocking before shoving his way into their apartment, just to be considerate... He's not even paying attention at first, and he's gotten as far as kicking off his shoes- and catching Colt as the dog pounces on him hard enough to knock him into the closed door- before he catches on to what exactly he's walked in on.

...Oh yes, that's a smirk, and he's having a hard time keeping the amusement out of his voice. Spolier: he isn't even trying.]

You could have used my room, you know.

[The couch? Really?

On second thought, no, it makes perfect sense. That couch is awesome and the ideal place for beating off... At least it would be, if it wasn't sitting in the middle of the living room.]

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuu alifeordinary June 19 2012, 05:42:22 UTC
[He was a little too into it to even hear the door open, it took Colt bolting into the room from Cas's bedroom for him to even pause, and his brain got as far as 'oh fuck person!!' before he was jerking his shirt down to cover himself, automatically searching around with one hand, scrabbling for a couch pillow where the fuck is that couch pillow they own like three couch pillows--

Couch pillow betrayal. They've all been shoved off at some point, moved to the recliner across the room or scattered in the floor, and he's just going to die right now. Just die, just curl up and die.

...Thank God for small miracles, at least it's Cas. Who else would it possibly be, really, though? Well, Gabriel did try to break into their apartment once, but Dean threatened to beat the shit out of him for a repeat offense, and nobody else has a spare key ( ... )

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lmaoooo mojofree June 19 2012, 06:56:14 UTC
[Cas watches with more than a small amount of amusement as Dean scrambles to find some cover on the hilariously barren couch. The pillows, it would appear, have been relocated, all to a place just out of Dean's reach. Funny how that works out, huh?

...Well, maybe not quite so funny for Dean and Cas at least has the decency to keep from laughing at his predicament. They've all been there, and it's never fun. Except for the times when it becomes fun. Eyes flicking briefly over to Dean's bolted door, Cas considers his options, here. He could leave Dean to his embarrassment and head into his room (...and probably end up following suit, because seriously, he has nothing else to do right now and it's the best way he can think of to pass the time besides smoking and he's making an effort to do less of that for Sam's sake- he doesn't need that while he's trying to get straight)... Or he could, you know... Not do that and stay out here. Whatever that entails... Two's company? Yes ( ... )

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alifeordinary June 19 2012, 10:37:40 UTC
[Cas has more decency than Dean had in this situation. Had he laughed? He can't remember- if he didn't laugh out loud, he was definitely laughing on the inside. At least Cas isn't being a dick about it. Pun intended ( ... )

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doo doo dooo excuse me while I put Inertia Creeps on repeat for the next hour haha mojofree June 21 2012, 15:57:58 UTC
[Cas snorts. He's well aware, thanks.]

They do it to keep us humble, I guess. Lowly coffee peddlers in our hideous purple shirts...

[Seriously, fuck those shirts.

...Massive Attack. You've picked a winner, Dean, consider Cas's brain totally rerouted from "ugly shirt that I hate for the job I hate more" to "best three hours ever". Good choice. Well played, sir.]

Mmm, yeah, I think I do.

[A tiny smirk curves his lips as he lets his mind wander just a bit. Oh yes, he remembers... In vivid detail. Vivid enough, in fact, that he's beginning to feel that first stab of arousal, that dull throb low in his gut; it is the best music to have sex to, that's a definite part of the reason Cas likes listening to it so much, and adding being high to that mix? There's a definite shiver that runs down his spine at the thought. Don't judge, music and smoking get him hard, okay ( ... )

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alifeordinary June 22 2012, 10:27:36 UTC
Oh yeah?

[He sounds both amused and distracted, more interested in the sight of Cas sans shirt moving forward into his personal space.]

Guess they don't know you at all, then. Humble? Not a chance.

[His hands go up automatically and settle themselves on either side of those (possibly illegal) hips as soon as Cas is within reach. Thumbs brush upward along his skin, and the ideas it brings do nothing to help the erection that had already been pretty far along by the time Cas showed up. Both Dean and his boner are more than happy to jump right back into the game.

Especially thinking about that day. Frankly, he's surprised the couch managed to survive. Everything had been slow and ten times more focused, dreamlike and fuzzy and perfect. A three hour blur of skin, weirdly erotic drumming, sweat, smoke, and he distantly remembers candles somewhere- thanks to Cas no doubt, because Dean doesn't own any fucking candles. Or maybe it was incense? His mind was focused on better things at the time ( ... )

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lmao this is officially my cockblock!icon, oh god mojofree June 22 2012, 21:46:16 UTC
[There's something to be said about the resilience of this couch, that's for sure. Between Dean and Cas themselves being pretty much permanently glued to it, the things they get up to while glued to it, surviving a puppy (and now a massive dog that likes to jump and claim the one corner as his own even if he had outgrown it about three months in)... Yeah. That couch should be damn proud. The couch other couches aspire to be. The winner of couch survivor, or something.

Dean's hands resting at his hips and the roughness of his thumbs brushing against bare skin earn him a soft hum, and Cas allows his own hand to wander just a bit, sliding down to follow the crease between Dean's pelvis and thigh, skating around that erection. Close... But not close enough. He follows the line of Dean's neck as his head tips to the side, lips moving across his throat, and noses at his jaw lightly before latching his mouth onto the space just under his ear briefly.]

Yeah?

[And fuck if he doesn't want to just stay here and get on with it- look, ( ... )

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I heartily approve of this. He looks like a llama. alifeordinary June 23 2012, 19:07:38 UTC
[Dean's glad Cas didn't have a couch alternative when he moved in, because he really does like this one. It would have won couch gladiator. Just... maybe not America's Next Top Couch Model, with it's patches, frays, and the way it sags a little in the middle. It's all the more comfortable for it. Some say worn out, Dean says properly broken in.

Shit. His hips shift a little, press upward into Cas's hands, which are going everywhere but where he'd really like them to go. Granted, they still feel amazing, but when they're just a few inches shy, there's a slim difference between feels really good and tease.

And that space below his ear- fuck, see, this is the benefit of actually, you know, staying with someone. They figure out all the little places on your body that just... He huffs out a hitched breath, tightens his hands on Cas's waist, automatically shifts his knees apart to make room for that knee, and this is so awesome, yes, good, just-

Whimper.]

Oh god damn it.

[His head flops back on the couch, somewhere, he throbs in ( ... )

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I'M AN UGLY, STINKY LLAMA. LLAMA FAAAAAACE 8'C mojofree June 23 2012, 20:17:12 UTC
[Eh, Cas would happily admit to some teasing here and there. He gets off on it, what can he say? He's a cruel, cruel bastard. He doesn't even mind a bit of reciprocation in that department... As long as it's not coming in the form of a universal tease like people barging in or dogs whimpering pathetically when he's trying to get it on. Which is exactly the situation that's going on right now, like some kind of early karma. Not fair, even a little bit. Dean's head flops back against the couch and fuck everything, all Cas really wants to do is attack his bared neck with lips and teeth...

Yep, oh god damn it just about covers it. Cas, too, had been making a mental list of the ways this could go down on the couch, and he'd been pretty much good to go with any of the numerous possibilities. Oversized, super comfortable couches really do lend themselves to quite a few very appealing positions ( ... )

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Negl, I laughed my ass off. It's like six a.m., man I hope this tag makes sense, idek. alifeordinary June 24 2012, 10:48:39 UTC
[He was barely in the room before hands- always surprisingly strong no matter how often Cas proved what a badass he could be- tugged him forward by his shirt. Frankly, any skin-on-skin contact was more than welcome right now, so the feeling of Cas's palm gliding up his back made a noise he's not exactly proud to claim rumble out of his throat. Doesn't matter- there are lips on his, and he responds in kind, pressing back almost too roughly to be considered entirely polite.

bed would probably be good, you know, eventually. At some point. Right now, what's more important is touching.

Holy shit, it's been, like, way too long. Too many people, too much of a chance of getting caught, too much Gabriel. Fucking assbutt.

Okay, granted, it hasn't been that long, but considering he's used to it being just the two of them, pretty much able to fool around whenever the mood strikes... And considering the type of people they are, that mood struck fairly often ( ... )

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It makes sense haha no worries! c: mojofree June 24 2012, 23:04:42 UTC
[Cas's body responds enthusiastically to the roughness of Dean's lips as well as the noise that pushes past them; his dick gives an expectant twitch in his jeans, a low groan works its way out of his throat, and there's a full body shudder as Dean's hands settle at his hips again and tug their bodies closer together. The fact that he can feel Dean's hardness even through the layers of heavy fabric separating them, too, is enough to make his breath catch in his throat as he leans back against his blessedly closed door. It really has been way too long. He's missed this, the shock of pleasure of Dean's hands and lips against his skin, the roughness, the way it makes him feel hot in all the right places ( ... )

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Derpderpderp, work with me Dean. alifeordinary June 26 2012, 12:54:51 UTC
[He should probably slow down, take a little more time with this considering it's been a week and a half at least. Savor the moment while they've got the chance. He really can't bring himself to, though. He'd been going full-swing when Cas burst in, and now that they're doing this... well, he's already hyper-sensitive, and his cock's aching to get things back on course where he left off.

Cas's groaning isn't doing much to help with that.

Dean figured, if anything, their sex life would maybe be a little less amazing since that drunken love confession a few days ago. Something about cracking down and getting serious seemed the opposite of sexy to him- being in that position couldn't possibly be hotter than no-strings-attached light, fun fooling around. It's proven to be the complete opposite- he feels less stupid, taking the time to be vulnerable and... well... loving. Granted they'd always been passionate, but now, knowing that it's mutual, knowing what they are... it seems like more. It feels like... more. It feels like this, all ( ... )

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STORY OF MY LIFE. FFFF mojofree June 27 2012, 16:30:28 UTC
[Cas doesn't even have the excuse of being in the middle of things, he just... He's just ready to go, okay? He likes sex, he likes it a whole fucking lot and the fact that life has been getting in the way is just all kinds of wrong. Seriously, who goes that long without when they live together? For fuck's sake it's like some kind of horrible joke. Like a sitcom.

Cas hates sitcoms.

Something he doesn't hate, though, is that this doesn't seem to be going the way of the sitcom sexual escapade. Things are going pretty damn smoothly, actually; that shirt's gone, owning to some pretty awesome team stripping (is that an event? Like a three-legged race, only with stripping? It really should be.) and Dean's mouth has replaced itself over his skin (in a different place, yes, but really... any place will do, at this point, he just wants to feel), and hey, they're moving toward the bed now! Definitely going smoothly ( ... )

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alifeordinary June 28 2012, 00:25:01 UTC
[Cas doesn't need a damn excuse- if he's rearing to go, that's all the more awesome for him. Seriously, he digs the fact that they're on the same page roughly 90% of the time, but he especially digs it applies to moments like these.

The other ten percent is sitcoms. Dude- have you seen Friends? Seinfeld? That's classic television, right there.

He's more than happy to put Team Stripping on the Olympic roster, though, because now that it's gone, he can feel the slide of Cas's bare chest beneath him, can chase lines with his tongue, and that's pretty damn fantastic. He's certainly not complaining when Cas pulls him down, too, especially when he can feel the line of Cas's cock pressed hot and solid against his thigh.]

Oh, fuck...

[Yeah, that's... it's amazing how that never fails to send a shot of electricity down his spine and straight into his pelvis, and he nudges Cas's legs further apart with aforementioned thigh, presses down gently and charitably helps out in that friction department. He's either an amazingly nice guy, or he ( ... )

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mojofree June 28 2012, 03:35:57 UTC
[Cas has, unfortunately, seen Friends. Seinfeld is slightly more tolerable, but just barely. This must be one of those agree-to-disagree situations that they so seldom find themselves in... But hey, it's better than it being an issue of what is and is not quality television than whether to raise their dog Jewish or Catholic.

Colt has yet to express an opinion on the matter, just FYI. Cas is sure he'd go so far as to ask that one time he'd smoked way, way too much in one night... Though where the Jewish had come from, he has no idea...

The dog's religious beliefs aside though, Cas figures he and Dean are more or less on the same page, especially when it comes to this, and really, that's what's important right now. Cas's head tips back and his lips part in a moan when Dean oh so charitably applies light pressure to his achingly hard cock. Fuck, he could just... He could just get off on that alone, the heat of Dean's skin through the denim, the extra sensation of the fabric sending little jolts of pleasure across his nerves ( ... )

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