1038. Caught in the Act

[hunting_trip]

Originally posted by lone_defender at 678. Do I have to put up signs?!
Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

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Dean Winchester | Supernatural

[hunting_trip]

Only likely to get smutty with canonmates, but open for lulsiness.

/Pounces from the darkness

[lone_defender]

You know what is the absolute best way to meet someone? Like, the ideal best first impression set up? Walking in on someone wanking it because the manager gave you the wrong key to the crappy motel room you rented because the better ones are all too high profile.

Normally she'd have better reaction time to walking in on a self-appreciation fest...but there's a strange person pretty comfortable in her motel room. Her motel room with two beds and a strange athletic man running a solo marathon on one of them.

The best he's getting is a "...W-what?"

Samantha Flack || CSI:NY

[sammy]

I swear, we'll finish a thread soon...You have yourself to blame for commenting! :P ...6!

[derek_morgan]

Derek didn't think he had been in the bathroom that long. Christmas Eve had been spent relaxing in the luxury hotel. Sam had her day in the spa but he needed a shower before calling it a night. The fun had apparently started without him. He stood naked and damp from the shower not far from the bed at her back. Rare was he silent but the sight before him was too good to pass up. Even if she was mostly under the linen. There was no mistaking what she had done.

hehe...I take full responsibility. ^_^

[sammy]

Just wasting time until Derek came back to her, Sam's mind wandered to him in the shower, suds and water flowing down his bare skin as he showered. When she thought of herself in there with him and the naughty things they could do, her hand traveled down her body to tease herself. She got carried away and the next minute she was writhing under the sheets, her climax one of the quietest ever as she bit her lip and clenched her muscles, stifling the sound and wetness.

As do I for the length of time it's taken me to tag. :(

[derek_morgan]

"You leave anything for me?"

His voice came through in the lower octave that it normally held when he was aroused. Derek decided in that moment that he would have to ask Sam to finish in his complete view at least once over video chat when he was gone on a case. For now, his attention was on her in that moment. Wanting to touch and and feel her touching him. To taste her. He could tell that she had no idea he was watching. He slowly swaggered over to the bed with a lick of his lips after speaking.

Ordinary!Dean Winchester | Supernatural

[alifeordinary]

Smut = Ordinary!Cas unless it's a separate universe, otherwise open for the luls.

HAAAAAAAA, REVENGE.

[mojofree]

[Considering Dean doesn't, strictly speaking, have a room of his own right now, Cas supposes he should maybe get into the habit of knocking before shoving his way into their apartment, just to be considerate... He's not even paying attention at first, and he's gotten as far as kicking off his shoes- and catching Colt as the dog pounces on him hard enough to knock him into the closed door- before he catches on to what exactly he's walked in on.

...Oh yes, that's a smirk, and he's having a hard time keeping the amusement out of his voice. Spolier: he isn't even trying.]

You could have used my room, you know.

[The couch? Really?

On second thought, no, it makes perfect sense. That couch is awesome and the ideal place for beating off... At least it would be, if it wasn't sitting in the middle of the living room.]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu

[alifeordinary]

[He was a little too into it to even hear the door open, it took Colt bolting into the room from Cas's bedroom for him to even pause, and his brain got as far as 'oh fuck person!!' before he was jerking his shirt down to cover himself, automatically searching around with one hand, scrabbling for a couch pillow where the fuck is that couch pillow they own like three couch pillows--

Couch pillow betrayal. They've all been shoved off at some point, moved to the recliner across the room or scattered in the floor, and he's just going to die right now. Just die, just curl up and die.

...Thank God for small miracles, at least it's Cas. Who else would it possibly be, really, though? Well, Gabriel did try to break into their apartment once, but Dean threatened to beat the shit out of him for a repeat offense, and nobody else has a spare key

lmaoooo

[mojofree]

[Cas watches with more than a small amount of amusement as Dean scrambles to find some cover on the hilariously barren couch. The pillows, it would appear, have been relocated, all to a place just out of Dean's reach. Funny how that works out, huh?

...Well, maybe not quite so funny for Dean and Cas at least has the decency to keep from laughing at his predicament. They've all been there, and it's never fun. Except for the times when it becomes fun. Eyes flicking briefly over to Dean's bolted door, Cas considers his options, here. He could leave Dean to his embarrassment and head into his room (...and probably end up following suit, because seriously, he has nothing else to do right now and it's the best way he can think of to pass the time besides smoking and he's making an effort to do less of that for Sam's sake- he doesn't need that while he's trying to get straight)... Or he could, you know... Not do that and stay out here. Whatever that entails... Two's company? Yes

Rachel Green || FRIENDS

[isabigdeal]

[thatsthejob]

[Here Rachel have that detective you know walk right in on you. He lives there after all, now how do you react? Him? Well he's just going to perv on you. He's not sorry, you are hot.]

[isabigdeal]

[She had a good excuse, not that she needed one. She was pregnant and horny and he wasn't home when she started this.

Sprawled out on the bed with no pants on and her fingers hidden inside her panties, she rubbed them over her clit. Her eyes were closed and she was biting her lip, not hearing Jason come in the apartment or walk into the bedroom.]

[thatsthejob]

[Jason licked his lips watching her, god he found her sexy and beautiful. He smiled gently before speaking up.]

Starting without me?

Sherlock Holmes | movie!verse : A Game of Shadows | OPEN!

[olcock]

( Good god, man! This is soo typical of holmes. Especially when it comes to option 3- excitement exhibitionism)

3 - I swear that RNG gave me it! lol

[simzaheron]

[Sim had been looking for Sherlock and was walking into his quarters (which had the door wide open, she might add) when she came to sudden stop, her eyes wide.]

What on.... lock your door! [She said quickly as she turned a little and put her hand over her eyes.]

[olcock]

[ foolish woman, of course he left his door open- this was his house and his room and he was going to do anything he wanted, afterall he doesn't repress anything. No, not even the simple pleasures he would bring upon himself. If you didn't want to see it, maybe perhaps you shouldn't have waltzed in here. Again, it's your fault. The detective isn't responsible for what happens next. Pumping himself, he casually replies- ]

My dear woman, don't be rediculous- why would I need to lock the door when this is my house?

[simzaheron]

I.... [She started before glancing over at him and instantly closing her eyes.] Aren't you going to stop until i've gone?