1038. Caught in the Act

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Originally posted by lone_defender at 678. Do I have to put up signs?!
Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

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Sherlock Holmes | movie!verse : A Game of Shadows | OPEN!

[olcock]

( Good god, man! This is soo typical of holmes. Especially when it comes to option 3- excitement exhibitionism)

3 - I swear that RNG gave me it! lol

[simzaheron]

[Sim had been looking for Sherlock and was walking into his quarters (which had the door wide open, she might add) when she came to sudden stop, her eyes wide.]

What on.... lock your door! [She said quickly as she turned a little and put her hand over her eyes.]

[olcock]

[ foolish woman, of course he left his door open- this was his house and his room and he was going to do anything he wanted, afterall he doesn't repress anything. No, not even the simple pleasures he would bring upon himself. If you didn't want to see it, maybe perhaps you shouldn't have waltzed in here. Again, it's your fault. The detective isn't responsible for what happens next. Pumping himself, he casually replies- ]

My dear woman, don't be rediculous- why would I need to lock the door when this is my house?

[simzaheron]

I.... [She started before glancing over at him and instantly closing her eyes.] Aren't you going to stop until i've gone?

[olcock]

[ he lets out a soft groan as he strokes just a trifle faster ]

It's too late- for I've already begun, I refuse to stop now just for the sake that there's a woman in the room.

[ with a devilish smirk, he boastly adds to the above previous sentence- ]

The sickly sweet nanny has witnessed such a thing, I assure you.

[simzaheron]

You've... in front of the nanny? [She asked, glancing momentarily in his direction before swallowing and averting her eyes.]

[olcock]

[ it takes all his patience, which was wearing thin already, not to end up rolling his eyes ]

No - She walked in here, just as you found yourself in the same situation, my dear.

[ letting out a contented sigh, holmes closes his eyes briefly before saying- ]

Sim, there is something I'd like to try. If you would indulge me.

[simzaheron]

[She frowned slightly and looked over at him, trying her best to ignore the motion of his hand and that area.]

What are you wanting to try?

[olcock]

[ his hand and cock were already glistening with the lube he had already applied to himself in this self-indulgance. The detective had created a formula of the same bottle but with warming effects for a much better pleasurable experience ]

On the table, there, you will find a bottle of lube that I do need to test on other than myself. I need to test it on the opposite sex is what I'm ever aiming to say.

[simzaheron]

[Sim listened to his words before inhaling when she realised what he meant.]

You want me to test it? [She asked, looking at him. Her eyes flickering to his hand and cock for a few moments.]

[olcock]

Yes, unless of course you see any other female in the room? What say you?

[ he looks at her, curiously- wondering if this gypsy would give in or no ]

[simzaheron]

[Contemplating him for several moments, Simza thought about what he was proposing.]

And this is for your... lube? Solely to test it?

10; 4? And if you'd like to add anything else, that's fine too~

[fuckirene]

[Being a doctor, Watson had seen his fair share of the human anatomy. Nothing was truly that much of a surprise to him anymore, as he'd also had more than his fair share of walking in on Sherlock over the past decade. At first it had been starting, downright alarming when the man didn't stop at his appearance. But now? Now it was just irksome at first sight.

Today was no different, apparently. After receiving a troubling note from the chimney sweep, again, John was going to talk to the man himself about all of this; it was important! He was quick up the stairs for once, rather light on his feet and he hadn't thought twice about knocking before opening the door and looking for his flatmate.]

Holmes, I swear, if I get one more letter from another chimney sweep about being unable to preform his duties about cleaning out the- [But he stopped, immediately, stammering over his words as he finally saw just what it was Sherlock was doing. but the shock didn't last for more than a second, Watson rolling his eyes as he sighed and brought the

Re: 10; 4? And if you'd like to add anything else, that's fine too~

[olcock]

[ there were many feelings that holmes felt towards his friend, sad feelings of abandonment holmes wished not to display towards the doctor but he always managed to flap at the mouth, regardless. To die alone, he knew his dear friend hadn't truly meant it- for it was just a jest whose purpose was to be short-lived, but he couldn't help but think there may be some truth to watson's words. To die alone .. Did john truly think him nothing but a ghost? The duo had been in eachothers lives for years, did the doctor think he was alone even if he had the detective? This was just john's feeble attempt at telling him something and it was sherlock's turn to show him something. Letting out a low groan, the detective stroked himself as he pushed his back and naked arse against the wall. Looking up at john- he said- ]

Impeccable timing 'ol boy, splendid. Now come help me.

[fuckirene]

[The funny thing, despite it not being all that funny at all, was that Watson was quite serious. He was going to die alone if he didn't marry Mary. What kind of future did he have with Holmes? Sure, John fancied once or twice that where was something, there had to have been with everything they'd been through; the way they worded things around one another, how they acted. He'd fancied it, at one point. Still did a bit, and he figured he would for some until they all settled down. Well. Until he settled down, he knew Sherlock would likely never do that. But he knew the man wasn't a ghost, he knew that all too well

[olcock]

[ the detective lets out a light sigh as he pry's his hands away from himself, walks to a bowlfull of water and simply washes his hands in it with a bar of soap- taking his time, Holmes then dries his hands with a little towel and rolls his robe over his shoulders and tightens it, thus securing it. His hair had grown longer, just a trifle wavy and honestly he has noticed john's reoccuring absence. Not that he would ever admit it, but he truly missed his boswell. It was cruel of watson to just leave him for .. For that woman. Holmes was still confused with his feelings about everything nowadays- he had just came back to the horrific news that irene was poisoned. Poisoned by the professor himself and there was a sort of .. Aching in his heart about that. He would never speak of the softer passions, save with a jibe and a sneer, but he truly did love the woman and now his rival has taken her away from him ]

I know very well what I mean, doctor. As to the state of the chimney, it means nothing to me.