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Wikus Van Der Merwe } District 9 fookmylife August 15 2011, 06:26:22 UTC
DISTRICT 9

Everything sucks. You are turning into a FOOKIN' PRAWN. What do you want to do?

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butimbetter August 15 2011, 06:28:29 UTC
>devour own arm for sustenance

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fookmylife August 15 2011, 06:35:04 UTC
Holy shit, man, that fookin' hurts! You need to find something else for food.

There is a CAN OF CAT FOOD lying nearby.

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butimbetter August 15 2011, 06:35:56 UTC
>try to attract stray cats with it so you can eat them instead

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God | Dinosaur Comics best_religion August 15 2011, 06:27:44 UTC
You are in an infinite empty void.

Obvious exits are NOWHERE, as the concept of locations has not been created yet. You have quite a bit of work to do.

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Re: God | Dinosaur Comics onitsune August 15 2011, 06:29:32 UTC
>create green things that walk around and randomly explode if they see something

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best_religion August 15 2011, 06:32:07 UTC
That'll show em. Stupid miners.

The green things are complaining that they have nothing to blow up.

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onitsune August 15 2011, 06:33:40 UTC
Hm, that's an issue...

>Create mountains, rivers, diamond areas, iron, and lots of trees

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Damon Salvatore || The Vampire Diaries cocky_verymuch August 15 2011, 06:30:34 UTC
You wake up in a lofty BEDROOM, the smell of bourbon clinging to your naked body and hair. Your stomach is grumbling for your breakfast bloodbag. There is a CLOSET to your left, a BATHROOM straight ahead, and the EXIT leading into the mansion.

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Re: Damon Salvatore || The Vampire Diaries sparklesfan August 15 2011, 07:19:26 UTC
>admire self in mirror

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cocky_verymuch August 15 2011, 09:16:06 UTC
The reflection shows a very handsome, well-toned Italian man, an antique lapis ring on his left middle finger. Your supernatural-range hearing detects someone moving around DOWNSTAIRS.

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sparklesfan August 15 2011, 10:14:37 UTC
>Niiiice. Go and see if it's a hot chick.

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Judith | Tales of Vesperia lovelydragoon August 15 2011, 06:35:52 UTC

It's a quiet night, and you are sitting alone in a clearing in the forest. Nearby is a crackling FIRE and a dwindling supply of FIREWOOD. Beyond that is a large tent, inside of which you assume your traveling companions are sound asleep.

Exits: NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST, TENT

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grandtheftmecha August 15 2011, 13:14:39 UTC
Wonder who's in there...

>tent

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onitsune August 15 2011, 06:48:43 UTC

You wake up in a luxurious, japanese-style BEDROOM. You are AKKIKO, a short female oni with a perchant for BOOZE, messing with people, and flirting with PURE MAIDENS.

You are running low on said PURE MAIDENS, FOOD and on BOOZE. All you have left is two empty bottles, your kimono, and your excellent looks.

Edits: Southern door, Western Window, walls.

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butimbetter August 15 2011, 06:50:16 UTC
>forsake exits and touch self furiously instead

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onitsune August 15 2011, 06:51:39 UTC

You are a very pure, innocent and virtuous oni, and would never do this while someone watched. You would be perfectly fine showing a PURE MAIDEN how to do it, though.

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butimbetter August 15 2011, 06:55:45 UTC
>that is goddamn lie but go on the prowl for PURE MAIDENS anyway

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