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Daryl Dixon - TWD - open (pre-canon for this)

[bowinhand]

Convince some hick from Kentucky to shove a cue ball into his mouth. Fucker did it, and broke all his damn teeth out. I mean, his damn TOOTH out.

[bowinhand]

Man, that's when you start spitting in people's pizzas. My brother doesn't believe in tipping 'cause we get charged for delivery. Don't know how many times I had to tell 'im y'all don't get that money.

[amnotshortround]

Believe me, I've thought about it. Starting to think I should. And man, hope you don't take this wrong way, but your brother sounds like a dick.

[bowinhand]

He is a dick so don't worry 'bout it. So where do ya live?

[amnotshortround]

I live in Atlanta. Originally from Michigan, but a friend of mine wanted to move here, so I came along. 5 years now. Where are you?

[bowinhand]

You like it down there?

I'm about 50 miles north of Atlanta. In a small, boring town.

[amnotshortround]

Yeah, it's okay. Hotter than in Michigan, but you get used to it.

You ever think about leaving?

[bowinhand]

No shit. Went up to Minnesota once on a hunting trip and almost froze to death cause I'm used to the hot weather.

Sometimes. My brother would probably find me and kick my ass tho. Do you?

[amnotshortround]

Yeah, think it surprises a lot of people. Almost forget sometimes myself now.

Thought about it. Not sure where I'd go, though. Would have to get to know an entirely new city, and I know this one inside and out now.

[bowinhand]

Are ya good at anything else? Maybe you could do that?

[amnotshortround]

I don't know. I guess I'm good with kids. My niece and nephew always seemed to like me. And I'm good with directions. Maybe I could be a taxi driver.

[bowinhand]

Dude, cab drivers get killed. Ya gotta find something safer. Like open a daycare or something.

[kept_them_safe]

*He knows better than to pull many pranks at work. But after getting this text in the cell phone he and Rick confiscated? Fuck it.*

you must be a magician with words, homeboy.

[bowinhand]

Nah. He was just stupid. Was bragging about shooting deer outta season and killing someone's dog too.

[kept_them_safe]

asshole. so he's the kind to swallow or spit?

[bowinhand]

wtf are you talking about man? Ain't doing that shit with him.