sticks & stones may break my bones but chains & whips excite me

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Rose Tyler | Doctor Who | Open to any number.

[huffpuffblonde]

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[onlytheblue]

[Except he ought to be the student for once. For. Once. :|]

[huffpuffblonde]

[Rose as a naughty teacher? She can do that, especially with those handy dandy brainyspecs and her one-too-many-buttons-undone-to-be-professional white blouse/blazer combo.]

[onlytheblue]

[The brainy-specs are a nice touch. He's got sunglasses. That's the best he's got, because he hasn't figured out if he's supposed to be the struggling student or the delinquent. He was a delinquent once. Blew up a wing of the Academy.

Good times.]

[huffpuffblonde]

[She grins, her tongue poking out, as she perches on the desk, ruler in hand.]

Done your homework, then?

[onlytheblue]

[He sits back and points at her.] Funny story about that. Filled it out, went to get it laminated, and the process ended up dissolving the paper instead.

[huffpuffblonde]

[She frowns, crossing her arms.]

I'm afraid that's no excuse, and I'm going to have to hold you after for detention.

[onlytheblue]

R-Miss Tyler I can't. Not today.

[huffpuffblonde]

Should've thought of that before you liquidized your homework. What've you got on that's so pressing?

[She shifted on the table, skirt hitching a bit higher.]

[onlytheblue]

[...That's not a regulation skirt, come to think of it. Distracting.] Uh...what it is isn't important, can't I just redo the homework? Or better, we can just assume all the work I put into it is worth a decent grad and skip it.

[huffpuffblonde]

I'm afraid not. If I just let you skate by without consequences, you'll never learn, and you'll fail your anatomy test.

[She nodded seriously.]

[onlytheblue]

[Snerk. Anatomy test? Really? Wait no, being offended like a delinquent in denial, that's what he's supposed be doing.] But I studied! You can't just fail me, Miss Tyler!

[huffpuffblonde]

[Don't you snerk, Mister Doctor, anatomy tests are perfectly legitimate concerns.]

Studied? Well, perhaps I can give you some extra credit, if you can preform a demonstration of your studies.

[onlytheblue]

[Sure they are. Have his best skeptical expression.] What do you want from me? To perform a bloody surgery? To point at things on a dummy?

[huffpuffblonde]

I was thinking something practical.

[Have a tiiiiiny shift as the skirt rides up a bit more.]

Maybe an oral exam, as well.

[onlytheblue]

[Oh, he'll give you a--never mind, never mind. That one's too bad to even think. That skirt is still distractingly short.] Something...practical, Miss Tyler? What something?