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Personal Voicemail memberslonely November 24 2008, 04:09:01 UTC

You've reached Lindsay Boxer. Please leave a message and a number and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

Re: Personal Voicemail flipped_god_off December 11 2008, 15:28:54 UTC

"Hope the tinsel didn't wreck you," Loki's teasing voice could be heard saying. "Watch yourself outside today. It's fucking insane. Someone just about ran me over in a fucking carriage thing. Have fun!"

He paused a moment before adding, "You'll get used to it!"

Re: Personal Voicemail spring_lost January 18 2009, 13:02:10 UTC

"I'm not doing this to spite you, Irene. Now, I'd like you to make sure Weasel gets to mrs. Timosjenko-- see him in person. It'll be good for the soul." A pause. "I have this fruit basket. Do you still like pineapple?"

Re: Personal Voicemail memberslonely January 18 2009, 14:25:55 UTC

Huh. Did the bug actually bug his phone line or something? Better Call Tony

Re: Personal Voicemail bleedingheartda January 18 2009, 18:49:14 UTC

"Hey Sweetie! Guess what? There's going to be a convention in your neck of the woods and I'll need a place to stay. What do you say? We could have a bit of a slumber party. Call me back and we'll make plans."

Re: Personal Voicemail lots_of_olives January 18 2009, 19:50:00 UTC

[ from here]

"I'm not running anyone else's errands, too. And god help me, I do not want to know what you've been doing with that sushi. Raw fish was never meant to be used that way."

Re: Personal Voicemail memberslonely January 18 2009, 20:12:27 UTC

[ Replied Here!]

Re: Personal Voicemail thismaskiwear January 18 2009, 20:52:54 UTC

"Listen, you're damn frikkin' right I'm a bitch, but I got better things to do than harass you. Quit makin' shit up! And seriously, 'your mom?' Are you still in kindergarten?"

[From here!]

Re: Personal Voicemail memberslonely January 19 2009, 02:41:52 UTC

[ To here!]

Re: Personal Voicemail atreideslioness January 19 2009, 00:18:30 UTC

[From here]

"I am not sure who you are or why you're calling me, but no, I do not know a 'Gigi', and I would certainly hope you have not been going around calling women you do not know 'sluts'."

"Whatever your problem is, I suggest seeking professional help."

Re: Personal Voicemail memberslonely January 19 2009, 02:46:09 UTC

To Here

Re: Personal Voicemail stupid_toasters January 19 2009, 03:42:28 UTC

[From here!]

"Oh my frakking gods, don't frakking kill me! I don't know what I did but you sound happy about causing me pain and not in the good way! Don't kill me! Don't kill me! Please don't kill me and leave my private bits undamaged! I need those!"

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