GOOD TIMES FRY, GOOOD TIMES <3

Alabama: Annabelle Charity Jones

Alaska: Aleksandr Vanya Jones (Sasha, Vanya)

Arizona: Adelita Marcelina Jones

Arkansas: Artus Remy Jones (Art)

( STATES STATES AND STATES... )

The day was ruined the moment I got onto facebook.

Thank you.

WAS AMAZING and MADE. MY. DAY...

Rednecks
Circle I Limbo

j. biebs
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Scientologists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Nancy Pelosi
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

moeves
Circle VII Burning Sands

DMV ( Read more... )

*Ian and Jessie are drawing their respective storyboards quietly, listening to the soothing music of Jack Johnson*

Ian: *Looks up and blurts out of NOWHERE* Once, I was so hungry, I ate a teabag.  *Goes back to drawing*

Jessie: *Stares at incredulously and tries not to laugh and look at him seriously* Was it good?

Ian: *COMPLETELY serious* It was ( Read more... )

Downtown Disney...seeing Back to the Future in theaters to celebrate the 25 years since it's original release... winning Apples to Apples...watching Edward Scissorhands...and getting welcomed backto the east quad where my dorm is by some random dude all the way across the field.

Yeah.  Awesomest day thus far.

Also, on a totally different but equally ( Read more... )

You make me so happy.

I adore you.

You're beautiful.

You mean the world to me.

You're so sweet.

You're so talented.

You're amazing.

You're always there for me.

I can tell you anything.

I need you like I need air.

Your smile is the most beautiful thing in the world to me.

Your happiness is my happiness.

I always want to be with you.

Thank you for making me feel ( Read more... )

I was in fourth grade.  At 8:46 AM we heard a loud crash and felt the impact of the sound shake the building.  We were in math, so the lesson simply simply for as long as it took for the teacher and her assistant to get us quiet again from wondering out loud to each other what it could have been.  At 9:03 AM, it happened again, and this time we let ( Read more... )

AND I'LL BE LIVING IN A DIFFERENT STATE.

OMGWTHBBQ

Seriously.  Best. Job. Ever.  Not the French restaurant, mind you; I'm done with them.  They've just cheated me out of so much money.

Lesson learned; the French are the stingiest with money.  Not like I didn't know that, but seriously it's the honest to goodness truth.

No, what I'm doing, is escorting babysitting two lovely teenage German tweenage ( Read more... )