Meme was yoinked from everyone. I liked reading your guys' ones! Mine will be boring. I mention getting into grad school multiple times, because that was a huge deal for me.
First of all, I have two ipods. I'ma go through my 20 songs from each one. And then I get sad and happy. Sappy. Had. Sadpy. Happad. I don't know. I hope zeph317toho reads this.
There is an ESL teacher and his/her Japanese student, and they do this project in which the student describes a random funny internet picture in a couple of sentences. Her captions are understated, brilliant, and hilarious.