dan: if they have the ring that reflects me best, it's going to shoot fucking laser beams.

last night i dreamed that i had a baby and took it biking, and i couldn't get the baby off the bike. like it was glued on.

all of my biological clock dreams are really fucked up.

I dreamed my guinea pigs were sunburned.

i dreamed unkempt stopped by after work and i was like, you need to visit longer so i can show you around.

i dreamed i was some guy with a pet python, and i had a burning desire to take the snake to the park so he could be outside. so i did...but he wasn't very tame. like twee, but not harmless. (i just looked up pythons and they are not poisonous in reality. my subconscious was very clear that this one was ( Read more... )

dreamed i was back with a bunch of people from high school (with a few college people mixed in), and they had a parade of people in renaissance garb, and one of them was nick berg. except he hadn't been beheaded. he'd just lost an eye, like tigh in battlestar galactica. and now he had this creepy-ass robotic eye that came up out of his new titanium ( Read more... )

Dreamed I quit my job and moved back to Philly. No new job, no plans, just back. I missed Seattle like hell but I couldn't have it both ways.

I don't think I'm that homesick.

Oh hey - Girlyman is playing at the Triple Door on the 13th - who's coming with me?

i forgot to turn in my viaduct ballot. it was non-binding, and city government is going to do whatever they want anyway. meh ( Read more... )

I dreamed I found a therapist and was on the phone with her while i was driving. i was paying far more attention to the conversation than i was to the driving, though, so I was all over the road. Eventually it occured to me that I should pull over and talk. The next handy place was a church parking lot (this, clearly, came from driving around last ( Read more... )

i dreamed i was flying somewhere and suddenly a bunch of people got up saying "we're hijacking you. get off the plane." and indeed, we had just landed somewhere, how had we not noticed that? so we get off the plane via the emergency slides, which we all just walked down. and oh look, we somehow managed to land on hartwick campus. so i ran over to ( Read more... )

i dreamed my job at work was to buy ten servers that were going to be used to bomb the shit out of - i'm not sure what country we were on in the dream, but somewhere that didn't really do anything to us. and i bought them. and then i felt nauseous and went home.