"I failed my save vs. Buddha." - Dan

"Dan has a thera-bat'leth."

me, sadly, staring at the bottles of awesome Pacific Northwest-produced liquor my housemates had brought home: I have to finish my vodka before I can have any gin.
Dan: Doesn't being a grownup suck?

Wilford Brimley & Pat Sajak = <3

"Monkey, go make mojitos!" - David

after years of hanging out with people who actively hate christmas, i concede defeat. i'm not changing my wallpaper, i'm not putting up decorations, i suck at gifts anyway, i never send cards because i'm worrying too much about what to write in them. i'm not going to defend the holiday anymore. i don't have it in me. winter is just about enduring ( Read more... )

dan, as i steal his suitcase: i'm glad you get to see europe again.
me: yeah, me too. it's been...it was before i started my livejournal, that's how long ago it was.
dan: i thought you were blogging in the womb.

dan, providing a definition for a word he thought i said: "Chickney: when you talk about your feelings without using consonants."

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dan, stuffing basil into a hanging planter: "see, the funny thing is, all you see is a guy gardening. but i'm playing Apocalypse: The Role-Playing Game ( Read more... )

me: hey, can you move that chai... (realizes there's other stuff behind chair that's still in the way)
dan: we don't have a Che. the CIA killed him.

Dan: "Carl Sagan was a pimp."

dan: "i'm a meat psychic."

and i just realized that i DO NOT have to reknit my alpaca hat a third time, because i forgot i could fold up the brim until i was looking at Brian's hat five minutes ago. so if i went skiing this weekend - yes, this weekend is May and they're still open - i could theoretically still wear it this season.

Dan, referring to me in my new glasses and a Breathe Right strip: "You look like a little emo football player."