Tessa got her tonsils out last Thursday--8 days ago.  The recovery was much more drawn out and difficult than I expected, but we managed. The discharge instructions told us all of the things we needed to do to prevent bleeding and we were following them strictly. No rough play, all soft foods, plenty of liquids, rest, etc ( Read more... )

• 21:04 The project is complete. My fam's fingerprints made into art by my awesome husband. pic.gd/3b6c97 #
• 21:20 @ hidama good point. And if there's an incident and a picture disappears...well, that's what we call a clue. #
• 07:07 @ hidama You need to see what a jerk @toddadamson is in person. #flaminggoattweetup next Mon or Wed at noon? Does either ( Read more... )

• 21:58 Was not happy with my performance at practice tonight. Felt like I was on the floor more than actually skating. Cue the pity party. :-/ #
• 13:10 Nothing like exclaiming "Shit!" right in front of Human Resources & a police officer candidate. Meleah's keepin' it classy around here. #

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• 11:44 I giggle uncontrollably every time I listen to Ben Folds' ballad cover of Bitches Ain't Shit. That and Rent A Cop. #
• 13:52 So...my husband gave me a homemade Christmas present last year. He finished it today. I am happy. Pics soon! #
• 15:57 2yo woke up from her nap, crawled into my lap and promptly fell back asleep. Hopefully sleeping off this ( Read more... )

• 09:16 My Blackberry tried to spell check the word 'shit' for me. You've got much to learn little fella. #
• 10:11 @ ICT33 Exactly. It will learn in due time. I will corrupt it. #
• 10:19 Told hubs I had H1N1 so we wouldn't have to have dinner w/ MIL. He said I had H1biotch1. That's probably closer to the truth. #
• 12:19 At Dr's office with 2yo. After ( Read more... )

• 09:19 Home with sick kid. Morning has been consumed with rescheduling appts and generally covering my ass at work. #
• 09:44 Oops. Dear Lt., Happy Boss' Day. I didn't get you dick. Sorry. #
• 09:45 And by "dick", I mean "anything". Beat you to it, Twitter. #
• 10:19 I've been trying to vote for the Gameroom Giveaway, but the site is sooooo...... ( Read more... )

• 22:17 @ SDWhite I'm so sorry. My thoughts will be with you and your family. #
• 22:51 @ DriftVelocity OMG. Me too. *sigh* #
• 23:18 @ abiteofsanity That's just mean. #
• 09:20 @ hidama I know! Everyone's RTing them and I thought "Hidama found those a long time ago!" #
• 09:21 Dammit why doesn't Twitter like my roller derby picture?! It keeps going back to the ( Read more... )

• 07:02 @ ycopfiles Thanks for the congrats on my weight! Heh heh. #
• 09:10 Trix, Froot Loops, Fruity Pebbles. Which came first? They all taste the same. This is the shit that goes through my head in the morning. #
• 09:47 @ ToddPM Looks like you picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. #
• 09:56 @ heatherrast Alright missy. Tried to find "tough" looking ( Read more... )

• 06:52 @ Gabesmom Ha ha ha! Mommy Karen, taking care of the essentials. So cute! #
• 07:01 Last week sucked. Was optimistic that this week would be better. Not the case. Harumph. #
• 07:04 @ Gabesmom Well, since you said the magic word....'taxpayer', we are at your service. ;) #
• 08:40 I'm 31 years old and I just stomped my foot at my husband. I'm mature ( Read more... )

• 22:00 Finally practiced after a week hiatus. The scratches on my arms from other girls' pads' velcro was welcome. #
• 01:01 @ quinnelizabeth Sweetie, you had no problem w/ that tonight. Your butt was all up in my stuff damn you! #
• 09:23 7 new voicemails?! UUUUUUUGH. #
• 09:58 RT I wholeheartedly agree. @sewzinski: Smashed pumpkins make me sad #
• 10:23 @ ( Read more... )