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I've tripped to the Northern West coast, for all those who may have missed. A spectacular series of events and reassessment. I've checked back in and have decided on a passing grade.

I stayed one day in an apartment where I fished from the window and got bashful at starry-eyed newbies looking to me for guidance. Found myself puffing out my ( Read more... )

I overheard two phlebotomists discussing the upcoming workweek. The one with braces explained how she had worked 16 hours yesterday and was scheduled to stay today for 12. The one with the long grey hair smiled awkwardly.

You could see that she couldn't quite formulate her response but she did have one in her head. She wanted to say ( Read more... )

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Q: What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

A: Be patient; it may take me a little while to get hard. I just got laid by some chick last night.

It's a beautiful thing, this Austin, Texas this time around. This path seems to have become our annual tradition not on purpose, but welcome none the less. Traveling around has become second nature and Kate and I have played it well as of 2007.

Our apartment is subleted until the end of May. We're back and forth to Dallas every weekend, ( Read more... )

The upcoming April air will be drawing the bodies of Dan and Kate out from the sandy soil of Terlingua, TX like little desert frogs. The deed to 5 acres of beautiful bits we happened upon a full year ago now has our names written across the bottom.


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I watched a girl on "Juvies" get hung out to dry by her mother yesterday. She ran away to Texas for which the punishment apparently is a sentence in a juvenile detention center. There were somewhat unnerving similarities between what was going on on television and the everyday goings on at MDS Pharmaceuticals and the idea of driving off to Texas ( Read more... )

Q: What do they call it when an octopus has two babies at once?

A: i-tentacle twins