Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. Listen to the music. Whoa whoa, listen to the music. Because music makes the people come together, it makes the bourgeois and the rebel. So come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody try to love one another. ( Read more... )

I’m in my new spancy place ( Read more... )

Well, I have a box unit living environment. That’s kinda neat. But you all know what this means... Its time for a sexy party!

oh time, tickity tockity time, how you mock me with you pointed hands.

tiny little squares of colour can kiss my ass! KISS IT!

sonofabitch I think I'm sick, actually I know I'm sick. I had to paint this black and white picture from a photo, and not worry about details, so I just slaped on some black paint and then some white and called it a day. but I just FELT the painting so much. -good job meghan.

well I knew this would happen one day, I have three months to live and in that time I will meet the 2 loves of my life and one will break my heart and I will spawn a child, but on the plus side I'm always going to have money ( Read more... )

Well, as they say summer is almost over, and with that I thought I’d share my summer reading list with you all ( Read more... )

I fear I have lost my wit. perhaps I find everything too funny when if fact nothing is funny at all. up is down and down is up right? which is in fact left. no kids this is not a profound moment in my life it is yet another rant...because I am a tad bored ( Read more... )

well, my days of screwing are over. that’s right, I'm done working at the door store for another year. and my final count is 11,395 doors. thats 34,185 hinges, and 205,110 screws and for the sake of diversity, that’s 11,395 brass, chrome, and pewter hinges, and 68,370 brass chrome, and pewter screws. now if you want to get technical with the doors ( Read more... )