letshurtsomeone (1:25:40 PM): tell me another funny joke
lilacinferno333 (1:27:35 PM): ok..uhh, so two guys walk into a bar
lilacinferno333 (1:28:37 PM): umm....one says to the other, hey man, why ya got a a circus peanut comming out of your ear?
letshurtsomeone (1:29:02 PM): oh god
letshurtsomeone (1:29:07 PM): you suck balls
lilacinferno333 (1:29:29 ( Read more... )

Everyone please fill this out for me, it will only take a minute. And be honest!

http://kevan.org/johari?view=megwollam

From here on out, my livejournal is going to have to be friends only.... Christian, if you wanna read my journal, you'll have to get an account... I'm sorry, dear... I'd like to keep unwanted people from being able to access this. Everyone else, leave a comment and I'll add you.

Love love love..

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Go to your calendar and find the first entry for each month of 2005. Post the first line/paragraph/whatever of it in your journal, and that's your "Year in review."

APRIL: Boo
MAY: yet another online journal. why the fuck? don't ask me.
JUNE: Oh boy.. that cheered me up.
JULY: Baaahahaha, Stephy wants me... I knew it.. (later on) i mized smirnoff ( Read more... )

Dear Christian,
Happy one month!

Love,
Megbo

Authentic Penis-shaped Carrot.

Here is your chance to own a masterpiece of  nature at work. Up for auction is this all natural carrot that grew in the shape of a human penis.  Pictures are larger than actual size. This carrot is approx. 2 inches in length and varies in width but is a good half inch in some spots. Put it on the mantle as a ( Read more... )