Random Update

[megalodon823]

Soo... Got my job.  Doing well so far.  Manager is pleased.  My hips and knees hurt from standing so long, but I'll get used to it.  Don't get my first paycheck for two weeks (lame) but it will exist eventually.  My new uniform-conforming shoes that I thought were non-slip... they're not.  They floor they have in the back where they cook and clean

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[generationxwing]

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass.

*rimshot*

Okay, I saw it on How I Met Your Mother. Sue me.