Une Coup [Action+Video]

[meettheknife]

[Upon finding himself in the strange hospital, the Spy made two deductions.
One, this was not badlands, not at all. Two, the hospital staff are very attentive.
The first deduction did not take a great deal of skill to summise, the mere fact that he could not hear the angry screams of his colleagues was hint enough. He was quite sure that he was dead

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[bye_to_yer_head]

*Bark. Bark bark.

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!

Bark bark growwwllll. Bark.*

[meettheknife]

[He nearly drops the device in surprise, then he frowns.]

Good day to you too...[ever the animal lover]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He keeps right on barking and growling and telling Spy exactly how thrilled he is to see him.

Which is to say not at all.*

[meettheknife]

Don' you 'ave a leg to 'ump? Go on, shoo!

[Video]

[notintehkitchen]

[Chibi Momo is absolutely terrified at what she sees. Count Spy on her list of people she'd prefer not see get randy. Why did one of THEM have to come here at this moment? This could possibly be the worst timing ever. She couldn't talk, and even more importantly? She couldn't spycheck.

Growling at the screen with the masked man, she arches her back up and tries to intimidate him subconsciously.]

[meettheknife]

What on earzh is wizh all ze dogs?

[He raises an eyebrow at the screen, less surprised to be growled at.]

You are an odd looking zhing..

[Text]

[notintehkitchen]

[Turning to text, she gets to work on typing something threatening.]

I will kill you later.

[meettheknife]

....

......

PAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. [snort] HAHAHAHAHA. Haaaaaa. Oh dieu..

[video]

[hasstandards]

[Not enough unsure in the world for his face. He's glad he came in at the tail end of that and not at the beginning, though he would have preferred to not see it at all.]

Great. Bloody great.

[meettheknife]

You. You will do.

Where you watchi-- [Smirk.]

Why are zere so many dogs and where am I?

[video]

[hasstandards]

You're in Paradise, I don't know what you mean about the dogs, and you can just go back where you came from. The last thing this godforsaken place needs is a bloody spook runnin' around.

[video]

[meettheknife]

Paradise...? Hmm, I suppose I can be convinced. You expect me to leave on your be'alf? Are you 'iding somezhing?

[Text]

[resisted_fate]

Another new arrival.

[Text]

[meettheknife]

Pardon?

[Text]

[resisted_fate]

You're new to Paradise right?

[Text]

[meettheknife]

It would appear that way, yes.

[morbid_bloom]

That was a wonderful first impression.

[meettheknife]

I do try.

[morbid_bloom]

And who might you be?

[meettheknife]

It is a long story.