☠13 HEADS BATTED IN //AUDIO//ENGLISH☠

[meet_the_scout]

Dude- America, America! Sahge said 'ed let you DO 'im! I swear'da god he did!

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[brbmodernizing]

[What are these voice boxes even I hear such strange things.]

...did I hear that correctly?

[brbmodernizing]

Nevermind.

..Ah, I don't believe we've formally met, have we?

[meet_the_scout]

Huh? Oh- people jus' call me Scout. Who're you?

[brbmodernizing]

Scout-san?...

..I am the country of Japan. Um, it is nice to meet you.

[meet_the_scout]

Uuh... What's "san" mean?

You're a country too?! Jeez, I know America and Canada and now I know a Japa-- Hey, I had a Japanese friend! His name was Beat.

[brbmodernizing]

Oh.. -san is an honorific. It's customary to.. add onto names in order to show respect.

..Ah, yes... you did? Beat..-san?.. That is an interesting name.. [Well so is Scout..]

[meet_the_scout]

Oh. ...Why?

Some dude told me his name was, like, Die Soo Kee-somethin' I can't rememba'. Beat was just his nickname I guess. Do you countries got real names? Well I guess they'd be nicknames or somethin', huh...

[brbmodernizing]

Um.. respect.. is an important thing to me.

.....

We do have human names for the occasion... Although most countries prefer not to make use of them.

[meet_the_scout]

Oooh. Um. Guess I couldn't tell you much about respect. Heh heh heh..!

Oh, guess you wouldn't want me t'use yours, then. S'okay, cuz my name's not Scout eitha', but I like people callin' me that more.

S'nice t'meet you, man.

[brbmodernizing]

...eh?..

Um, well, I'd prefer Japan, yes. I'll stick to Scout-san, for you, as well.

It is nice to meet you as well!

[meet_the_scout]

People wouldn't really call me very respectful sooo... guess I'm sorry in advance if I cheese you off or somethin'.

Japan! ...San. Right? Japan-san, am I sayin' that right? Or jus' Japan?

Yeh! How long you been here?

[brbmodernizing]

Do not worry, I am.. modernizing. I have since become aware of the nature of western countries.. It would be difficult to insult me..

Ah! Yes, that is correct. Good! ...Though if it troubles you, it is not necessary.. I feel inclined to use honorifics, but I can understand if you would rather not.

I just arrived a couple of days ago.

[meet_the_scout]

Oh. S'good to get used to the way other people work, I guess. I'll uh, try not to, anyways.

Couple'a days?! Damn... I been here like, almost a year. In a couple months. Shit man, I forgot how long I been here... Holy crap.

Well this place sucks on ice! But if ta need help or somethin', I'll help ya out, seein' as I guess I got nothin' better t'do...

[That and this kid is desperate for friends. -_- ]

[brbmodernizing]

[Japan the shut-in appreciates any and all friends. .D.b]

Yes, I arrived quite recently.. It's all a bit startling, but I am... doing my best. ..and I appreciate the offer, thank you. I will be sure to ask if I have any questions.