scheduling zombie revenge!

Nov 18, 2010 02:09

Too tired to finish this so it'll have to be tomorrow ;)

Title:  Plotting
Wordcount: 630
World: Lustful Liaisons.  A response to Halloween Scare

Project Lustful Liaisons.  Objective revenge.  Commence infiltration now.

‘oooo that sounds dirty!’
‘That’s just because it’s involves that Djinn lot Trev’
‘True’
‘Says the group from the sex-toy café’
‘Shut.  Up.  Samuel’

‘Yeah.  We work at a specialist café!’  They all looked at Tanya and laughed.
‘That what you tell your mum?  It sounds far less sleazy, I could almost forget about the bondage gags by the door’
‘I’ll gag you in a minute Trev if I didn‘t think you‘d get off on it, besides you’ve met my mum she came in last , bought that Swirling-dervish remember?’
‘The extra large size’
‘It was for a gag-gift’
‘That’s what she told you anyway’
‘That’s what I’m going to believe too’  That was not a glare you argued with.

There’d been a floor plan, which had caused problems when they’d determined things in Lustful Liaisons had a habit of moving around.  A brushed copper vase might hold place of honour centre stage one day and be spied in a corner cosying up to a lamp the following day.  It depended entirely on who had taken up residence and how horny their nature.  Most Djinn appeared to be perpetually horny.

The list had gotten vicious then silly and the diagrams obscene.  After several spiked coffees and the last current bun they’d gone with the original plan.  Plan A.

They’d wing it!

There wasn’t really a plan B.  Trevor had suggested Maddy flashing her boobs while they all ran like hell as an option, but that had only got him hit upside the head by Tanya.  He’d paled pretty quick when she’d casually mentioned the size and knobbly ridges on her new test product and how it could be rammed up where the sun don’t shine.  Also asking had Trev ever wandered down to the Djinn-Dungeon?

Maddy had gone over there, stalking down the road in her new trench coat, collar up.  Splash of scarlet lippy for added drama.  Her sample of Pumpkin lube hadn’t gone down well, they‘d forgotten about Nerony!  The mention of the new limited edition Halloween vibe of narrow white-grey glass got shudders, not being the kind of Boner that appealed.  It wasn’t a good seller.

Samuel had breezed over all blue eyed innocence.  He’d discussed the latest music chart with Midge admired Steve’s new arty screen saver, that rapidly changed to dancing witches when a gaggle of young Djinn ran past; the second Witch grouping clasping brooms rather than cocks!  As a reconnaissance mission it was a fail.  Too many busy bodies.

Jed nominated too sweet to be considered suspicious; he’d stuck his tongue out at Maddy for that, then enjoyed a nice long snog with Samuel who deemed him very sweet indeed, got the last attempt.  Jed was victorious.  He made several trips to Lustful Liaisons under the guise of taking the accounts for Dick to check.  Helpful like, so the man could work from home with his growing brood.  Kadir had been eyeing him when he left in a way that made him feel twenty shades of guilty.  He reminded himself of their objective and walked faster before Kain appeared.

‘So, well wait for the Halloween party to activate’
‘The main Halloween party or the follow up party?’
‘No I think the main party was last week, this would be the…’
‘Saturday.  We’ll attack Saturday’  Maddy stood so fast her chair crashed to the floor and they all jumped before saluting her.  It got confusing with the Djinn insisting on celebrating a Halloween month rather than night.  Everyone had thought Steve had left his Zombie make-up on until he’d owned to some nanowrimo thing.  The Master-Djinn Librarian was still in town keeping tabs on him, whatever it was.

This though.  This was going to be fun!

lustful liaisons

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