Shake yo body like a tambourine.

[mediaville]

I've been reading a couple of posts earlier about the recent Jonas shenanigans, and have been greatly amused. For those of you (the roughly 50% of my flist) who don't know what I'm talking about, I'll summarize quickly:

Joe (the one with the eyebrows) has, of late, been focusing on exercise, abandoning his ladycoats in favor of grandpa sweaters,

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[untiltimeends]

Oh my gosh! It ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

[mediaville]

It's just LOGIC.

[inthenameofjuc]

*is dead* Internet porn! Inner-douche! headbands! EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST IS CANON, BASICALLY.

[mediaville]

Now all we need is some awesome, porny bodyswap fic! Is it wrong that I want to read about Nick-as-Joe slipping it in Demi Lovato?

[clo_sama]

OMG ! That's it ! It makes so much sense !
THIS IS THE TRUTH ! They swapped their bodies !

[mediaville]

You speak the TRUTH. There is no other explanation!

[forblueskies09]

well, i've come to the conclusion that... you are AWESOME
and yes, this is so true.
The hairband "nick" was wearing made me giggle for a loooong time.

[mediaville]

HEE. You know Nick-in-Joe's-body would be all psyched about getting in shape and looking sexass and then plowing Demi, while Joe-in-Nick's-body would be all, "HAHA! HEADBANDS!"

[th_esaurus]

This is my favourite theory ever.

[mediaville]

It is FACT. At this very moment Joe is in some bathroom, wearing Nick's red face, trying to explain to the real Nick why his penis is all RAW and CHAFED. It was for SCIENCE, Nick. HUMAN PROGRESS.

[th_esaurus]

This post inspired some REALLY PORNY THOUGHTS in me, I must say. Like how Joe sort of dub-cons Nick into blowing him, but keeps saying it's because he wants Nick's cock in his mouth.

[mediaville]

I APPROVE.