Shake yo body like a tambourine.

[mediaville]

I've been reading a couple of posts earlier about the recent Jonas shenanigans, and have been greatly amused. For those of you (the roughly 50% of my flist) who don't know what I'm talking about, I'll summarize quickly:

Joe (the one with the eyebrows) has, of late, been focusing on exercise, abandoning his ladycoats in favor of grandpa sweaters,

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[th_esaurus]

This is my favourite theory ever.

[mediaville]

It is FACT. At this very moment Joe is in some bathroom, wearing Nick's red face, trying to explain to the real Nick why his penis is all RAW and CHAFED. It was for SCIENCE, Nick. HUMAN PROGRESS.

[th_esaurus]

This post inspired some REALLY PORNY THOUGHTS in me, I must say. Like how Joe sort of dub-cons Nick into blowing him, but keeps saying it's because he wants Nick's cock in his mouth.

[mediaville]

I APPROVE.

[th_esaurus]

I think you should write some porn on this theme. JUST A SUGGESTION.

[mediaville]

EEP. I... am going to be on a long flight this afternoon. So... maybe. But. Is it wrong that I kind of want to write Nick-as-Joe/Demi HET? Maybe if it has some slashy undertones? Would that work?

[th_esaurus]

I'm pretty sure anything would be amazing.