*fzzz, crackle, bzzt bzzt, zap*
[the frequency overrides all others, delivering the voice from every radio, TV, PA, and speaker]
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LISTEN UP, CITY!
Mouse’s Guide to Citizen Survival
Each world must pay.
Red Offerings: Present yourself to the Deity Office with a red bow tied around your neck. This signals to us that you have decided to voluntarily fill the role of martyr for your world! All executions will be swift and mind-numbingly awful painless. The rest of your world’s community in the City will thank you.
Black Offerings: Present the bloody remains of another from your world to the Deity Office. A black bow is required to signal that your world’s community in the City has decided to spill the blood of a common enemy ingrate friend. Tie the bow around a finger, tie the bow around a spleen! Painless execution not required.
Gold Offerings: Present a worthwhile substitute for blood to the Deity Office with a gold bow. This signals to us that everything else in your world is useless and invaluable so you likely deserve to be completely destroyed pales in comparison to what you have to offer. Gold Offerings will vary on a case by case basis. Sell it well ♥
Following either of these three steps will guarantee your survival in the City but more importantly, the survival of your world. Band together, communities, fight each other for a Black Offering, and bring peace back to your homes! If you’re the only one from your world then do the right thing and buy a pretty pearly red bow.
Our office will be open 24 hours (maybe) to accept offerings. Please remember to line up single file and have bows already knotted. Until then, ha~ve a ni~ce da~y…!
edit: Did we mention? You have NINE days!!!
[begin text transcription]
LISTEN UP, CITY!
Mouse’s Guide to Citizen Survival
Each world must pay.
Red Offerings: Present yourself to the Deity Office with a red bow tied around your neck. This signals to us that you have decided to voluntarily fill the role of martyr for your world! All executions will be swift and mind-numbingly awful painless. The rest of your world’s community in the City will thank you.
Black Offerings: Present the bloody remains of another from your world to the Deity Office. A black bow is required to signal that your world’s community in the City has decided to spill the blood of a common enemy ingrate friend. Tie the bow around a finger, tie the bow around a spleen! Painless execution not required.
Gold Offerings: Present a worthwhile substitute for blood to the Deity Office with a gold bow. This signals to us that everything else in your world is useless and invaluable so you likely deserve to be completely destroyed pales in comparison to what you have to offer. Gold Offerings will vary on a case by case basis. Sell it well ♥
Following either of these three steps will guarantee your survival in the City but more importantly, the survival of your world. Band together, communities, fight each other for a Black Offering, and bring peace back to your homes! If you’re the only one from your world then do the right thing and buy a pretty pearly red bow.
Our office will be open 24 hours (maybe) to accept offerings. Please remember to line up single file and have bows already knotted. Until then, ha~ve a ni~ce da~y…!
edit: Did we mention? You have NINE days!!!